HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Happy birthday, Tull.
-[clicks] -[audience gasps]
[laughs]
Gee, I never met my dad. Are you him?
How do you think we can afford it? His employee discount.
-That's great. -Good for you.
Adorable.
[laughing] Oh, great fucking plan.
["Tubthumping" playing on karaoke machine]
[Tully] Yeah. [clears throat]
Shoulda thought about that before you threw it on your head.
{\an8}I… I have a show to do.
[Cloud] Baby. Hey.
♪ I'm crazy for feeling so lonely ♪
The pleasure is all mine, Mr. King.
Can you tell him, please?
{\an8}They're just gonna rerun last year's.
♪ Oh, Danny Boy ♪
Who is Wilson K-- Wilson King?
and then this Sagittarian creature just slithered out of me
alone in an edit bay all night,
If you work for them, it is basically a springboard to a national gig.
[jangling]
♪ I knew ♪
Oh, my God, they're warm.
Like this morning, I found loose M&M's in the bottom of my purse, I just, like,
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink ♪
[soft jazz piano playing]
I did it for the frogs.
I'm tired.
{\an8}I really know how to throw a honeymoon, don't I?
The moon was full, my cervix was ripening,
-One more could result in expulsion. -[Kate] Oh, God, Marah. Expulsion?
I kind of see where they're coming from.
It happened to me last week.
Great. I'll be there, definitely.
All right, girlfriends, check this out. This little baby is state-of-the-art.
Actually, can we get the check, please?
[chuckles] You got the sling off. Already. So fast!
The piano player.
-It's good to see you again, Mr. King. -Thank you very much.
[school bell ringing]
[girls giggle]
Hey.
[Wilson grunts]
Thank you so much for dinner. It was delicious.
By the power of the necklace. [chuckles]
{\an8}Because the womb has wisdom that Western medicine doesn't understand.
Yeah, well you were being an ass.
The sponsors, on the other hand--
And I am already paddling away, fast as I can. [chuckles]
That's…
what that baby would--
[laughing] What? Wow! That is so cool.
[clears throat]
[Cloud chuckles]
[sighs]
♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪
♪ Danny Boy, Danny Boy ♪