Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
RComedy

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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26 Jun 2015
Ted 2
Seth MacFarlane
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#1
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.600
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Fuck!
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#2
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.567
NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up!
NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up!
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#3
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.146
Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis.
Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis.
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#4
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 23.203
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
I just want a Ted for my very own.I just want a Ted for my very own.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 23.188
I just want a Ted for my very own.
I just want a Ted for my very own.
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#6
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.964
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, fuck you.
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#7
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.772
That's somebody's fucking daughter
That's somebody's fucking daughter
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#8
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.686
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
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#9
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.560
Just fuck your own brother in the front seat
Just fuck your own brother in the front seat
Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.497
Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.
Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.
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#11
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.339
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Bah, bah, bah!
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#12
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.320
Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing?
Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing?
Because Teddy ain't got no dick.Because Teddy ain't got no dick.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.088
Because Teddy ain't got no dick.
Because Teddy ain't got no dick.
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#14
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.532
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#15
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.472
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches.But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.470
But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches.
But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches.
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#17
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.063
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Oh, piss off!
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#18
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.057
My turn, assholes!
My turn, assholes!
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#19
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.764
Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy?
Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy?
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#20
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.467
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You are meddling with powers you do not understand.
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#21
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.463
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#22
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.211
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#23
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.006
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#24
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 19.865
What the fuck did you just call me, fucker?
What the fuck did you just call me, fucker?
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#25
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 19.865
You are literally pop culture illiterate.
You are literally pop culture illiterate.