Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

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Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
R Comedy

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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26 Jun 2015
Ted 2
Seth MacFarlane
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.578
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.139
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.482
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.085
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.544
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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