Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[GRO ANING & CLATTERING ON VIDEO]
...I've placed charges at points all over the building.
MAN: Come on, let's see it.
This is Kaos We dont Ka-Fricken-boom here
So muffin, then, is a code word?
I mean, the amount of chatter you get through, and the reports...
99.
where's your coccyx now?
Damn.
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, while you are in your seats...
[YELLS]
[IN KOREAN]
[YELLS]
Okay. Lloyd.
But the train...
[SQUEAKING]
Tim wants out
It was here a second ago, then it went away.
It's called a rhinoceros.
Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are.
What are you doing, dummkopf?
AGENT [O VER RADIO]: Hey! CONTROL assholes who just stole my vehicle!
I have to squeeze the lemon.
You're Watching Get Smart On HBO Max
Missed it by that much.
And this day will not include me blowing into your mouth.
I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk...
Does this one also have smallpox?
99.
No, thank you. I am here for something else.
I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max.
You wanted to see me, Chief?
Wait, I know that voice. The chatter! Dalip.
- That's what I just said! - I know, I'm just trying to annoy you!
It's to her boyfriend, Max.
What a douche.
There's a matter of your stoving my head in with a fire extinguisher.
Blabla
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
UNUSUAL, BUT EFFECTIVE.
Yes, it was dark in there. You probably tripped.
[IN RUSSIAN]
You missed it
Look, a rat riding on a piece of poop.
AGENT 91: Give it up, 23! It's just you and Maxi-pad against the six of us.
Whoa. How did we miss that? That is huge.
I'll still be in this meeting.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
CHIEF: Okay. Let's get started.
...and quite frankly, more fattening than most people realize.
I know how hard you've prepared for this...
Three, two...
Max, do you read...?
Yes.
Dignitaries from around the world have gathered.
99, Easter Island.
That's profiling, and I will have none of it.
My name is Hymie.
Knockout gas, 99?
Stop this car!
Okay, we have a deteriorating situation in Venezuela.
Careful, this one's tricky.
Trust is a must!!!
Oh, my God.
No sprechen sie Russian.
...especially yellowcake, over the last three months.
We've swept the building.
Anyway, I found out that the office is in the guest house.
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, I'm older than you are.
No. Please, just save your breath.
...one phone call could take me to the other side of the world.
But how exactly do I get them to take it?
You are so light on your feet.
- Hey. - I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
If you want it, you'll have to take it!
Not at all.
I'll show them the cone. The cone's the shizzle.
Well that is a sucker punch to the gonads
I'm fat!
Let me share this with you. This is my favorite part.
[DINGS]
MAX: Wow.
- I don't like it when you shoot me. - Bang. Bang. Bang.