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[IN KOREAN]
Missed it by that much.
Not at all.
Damn.
AGENT 91: Give it up, 23! It's just you and Maxi-pad against the six of us.
[GRO ANING & CLATTERING ON VIDEO]
MAN: Come on, let's see it.
I'll show them the cone. The cone's the shizzle.
Yes.
You are so light on your feet.
UNUSUAL, BUT EFFECTIVE.
Does this one also have smallpox?
[YELLS]
Oh, my God.
- Hey. - I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
It was here a second ago, then it went away.
If you want it, you'll have to take it!
No. Please, just save your breath.
I know how hard you've prepared for this...
AGENT [O VER RADIO]: Hey! CONTROL assholes who just stole my vehicle!
Let me share this with you. This is my favorite part.
That's profiling, and I will have none of it.
But how exactly do I get them to take it?
Yes, it was dark in there. You probably tripped.
Look, a rat riding on a piece of poop.
[YELLS]
You wanted to see me, Chief?
Wait, I know that voice. The chatter! Dalip.
It's to her boyfriend, Max.
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
...I've placed charges at points all over the building.
I mean, the amount of chatter you get through, and the reports...
MAX: Wow.
No sprechen sie Russian.
It's called a rhinoceros.
- I don't like it when you shoot me. - Bang. Bang. Bang.
I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk...
But the train...
Trust is a must!!!
[SQUEAKING]
Okay, we have a deteriorating situation in Venezuela.
My name is Hymie.
CHIEF: Okay. Let's get started.
I'll still be in this meeting.
You're Watching Get Smart On HBO Max
There's a matter of your stoving my head in with a fire extinguisher.
Careful, this one's tricky.
Stop this car!
Max, do you read...?
Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are.
No, thank you. I am here for something else.
Knockout gas, 99?
Well that is a sucker punch to the gonads
I have to squeeze the lemon.
where's your coccyx now?
...and quite frankly, more fattening than most people realize.
I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max.
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, while you are in your seats...
Anyway, I found out that the office is in the guest house.
[DINGS]
What a douche.
- That's what I just said! - I know, I'm just trying to annoy you!
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, I'm older than you are.
99.
Blabla
Three, two...
I'm fat!
...one phone call could take me to the other side of the world.
We've swept the building.
99, Easter Island.
Okay. Lloyd.
What are you doing, dummkopf?
[IN RUSSIAN]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Dignitaries from around the world have gathered.
So muffin, then, is a code word?
Tim wants out
You missed it
...especially yellowcake, over the last three months.
99.
And this day will not include me blowing into your mouth.
This is Kaos We dont Ka-Fricken-boom here
Whoa. How did we miss that? That is huge.