HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Did you say "alien baby"? - No, I said "doctor's corpse found in desert".
Kill... me.
Tell that to my swollen ankles and tender nipples!
- Mexico? - That's right.
Now, Francine. Your potato salad is the key to Stan's victory.
Oh, for God's sake! Roger, I'm sorry if I was insensitive, all right?
- You ready, partner? - Oh, yeah. Fatherhood. Jazzed.
Wow! Sunday again, huh? Boy, that pissed by, didn't it?
Long hours, no pay, whiny churchgoers.
but you still haven't told us
Fatty wants a lemon wedge here's your precious lemon wedge
That's odd.
How many mouths you been mouth-to-mouthing?
Of course it does!
You can't be pregnant. You're a virgin! And a boy!
- How's the potato salad? - Delicious.
- And FYI, honey, Steve came on to me. - How could you do this to me?
Where does your food go?
Stan itsme b12
You must have passed it on to someone else.
So what if Chuck White is deacon now?
I'm always in mein crapper.
You're going through an emotional time.