Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why, you and me could be rotten together.

♪ Lordy, how I'm telling you

I live in an apartment so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

Uh... Oh, yeah, I got this small apartment.

Hello, darling.

I don't drink with strangers.

How would you know? You're not even facing the stage.

Well, you just did. You told them you're a comedian.

"Madam, we do repairs, not reclamations."

Oh, please laugh.

(plays the last note flat)

Now let's get things started on The Muppet Show

The trap... Aah!

And now, featuring in concert with our own Muppet orchestra,

I tell you, Rowlf, I'm just a born loser.

♪ When the people beat their feet, when the people beat their feet

I bought one of those expensive new cars

and welcome to The Muppet Show.

♪ They don't need no band

Hey! Did you hear the one about the kangaroo

Yes, yes. I was just tending to an emergency.

♪ Lordy, how I'm telling you