The Goodbye Guy - Strangers with Candy [S02E04]

Why don't you practice hopping around by yourself.

Yes, that's nothing short of a miracle!

Boy, I'm thirsty...

we feel it would be insensitive to be in this race.

Jerri, can I see you in the hallway please?

was eaten by a pack of rabid dogs.

It's just... you know.

Granted, you may never jump in a sack

And just before he died, his top half said,

Why can't these things happen over the break?

Your father was dead on arrival.

They're a little dry.

Oh, have you lost your father?

That's okay, Blank.

Do you hear me, God?!

Aren't you two suppose to practice?

Okay, I'm gonna say this quickly

Daddy... who are you?

Thank you for your lovely sentiments, Mr. Blackman,

it's important to feel.

I guess I'll never know.

Thanks.

Oh, I made a lot of friends,

Ohhh!

[APPLAUSE]