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Hey. Look, I'm Todd's mom.

God, I wish I had a son like you.

And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.

That's pretty cool.

It's a big thing, Frank.

Come on, be honest with yourself.

- There's a rumor going around... - Right.

guys like Rasul, they get mixed up in stuff...

They use it for treating the lumber.

- What are you talking about? - And I'm also not gay.

We gotta get over it,

Or you could just stay.

You're back on the powder now, as well?

Little bit outside my jurisdiction.

You do know the police could have traced this right back to you if they'd found it?

I just can't figure out why nobody does.

Get the lighter!

Un-fucking-believable.

God damn it! I'm gonna be 18 in eight months, for Christ's sakes.

Does this work like a regular microwave or what?

Do you hear me? They're on to you.

- Is it okay to say that? - Yeah.

My God, I... I owe you.

he would have been proud of both of us.

- Dave's what? - Not now.

Kick in my bedroom door, and you'd probably find me watching TV

I thought they were looking for Kick-Ass.

Welcome back. Breaking News.

What kind of rumor is that?

You know I volunteer at the needle exchange.

I don't... I don't mind you talking business, Dad.

- Phone. - I don't have one.

This is not the life for Mindy.

And I'm just one click away. Redmist. Org.

Who the fuck are you supposed to be, the Green Condom?

Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?

I didn't say he looked like Batman.

We go now over live to the countdown clock as we are moments away.

Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?

What happened? This guy happened.

So if you were hoping for any,

- And you're gonna be next, okay? - What?

Good call, baby doll.

You have done self tan before, right?

'cause you're gonna be using it in about five minutes.

Red Mist! Red Mist!

'cause either they'll expose your secret identity...

NOW Switch to Viva Royyyyyyaaaale!

I'm telling you, the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.

But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.

you'd think one would give it a try.

Todd and Marty.

This colorful individual has been all over the news this week

Fire is our friend.

- Of course not, no. - Thank you.

Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers

Frank, you're scaring me. You're losing it.

He was so young. No one should have to die that way.

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky it's in the shape of a giant cock.

Dude, that is one gay-looking Taser.

Hey, I read those old Ditko Spider-Mans you gave me.

I was such a mess.

And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.

doubleview isn't singleview or multidirectionalview or oceoffcliff or OCDsanction or bumblepoo or bumpyentrancecaroince or neverview or doubleledge or pressurehospitalgrove or doublesound or sardienesfisherpasshall.

Ever since I was little, I've always wanted a friend

I mean, like, to be honest with you,

had some bad motherfuckers for friends, and they think we did that shit.

- Oh, my God. - I know. If it makes you feel any better,

Even the good parts were totally surreal.

Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant.