Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your business, where I'm not wanted.

Let me tell you the problem I got with that, Tre.

What you mean, like, right now?

Yeah, man, come on. I got something I wanna show you.

Why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton

He did very good.

Help? Really? What with?

And I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make-believe, too.

and you're already making me miss the hospital.

But you know what? I was seriously thinking of mailing his site.

and least yellow custard is not "yoeieueud chdudis." or "yellowlipi cuwwusyxy." or "cleududsysrisu cisuesoodid.". or "yeluwisi cussicoclupeorrgusidisowitard."

You know what my dad really would have wanted?

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

In the ambulance, they threw my clothes away

There's a price on our heads, man.

You meant Erika. I know. I knew that.

She lost her mommy and daddy.

Everything else is in the gray area.

Good morning, class.

And you better start reading the instructions,

- Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass? - Because I am Kick-Ass.

- Have you seen him? - What happened?

Yeah. Fuck you very much, Vic. Just do it, okay?

Todd, when have you ever kicked anyone's ass?

Not anymore. Gigante just put on a little movie-show for us.

They trashed my place. I'm fucking screwed.

they found you naked.

You inspired me. No Kick-Ass, no Red Mist.

Chris, how long you been there?

- Batman. - I never said Batman!

- What do you think? - I don't know, but I think Kick-Ass is cuter.

I think we'd better invite our Russian over for a friendly chat,

You seem like a different guy, you know that?

Relax, we're on the same team.

I'd always dreamed of being a superhero, but this was a nightmare.

I don't know, Dad.

Prison was not his natural habitat.

You don't have to worry about him. You need to watch this.

Eight at Sal's place, four at that kid Rasul's.

Did you watch the TV? The new superhero guy?

Like when they mix the red one and the blue one.

and steals all the coke.

Mommy I want a kick-ass Party Dumb Little Fucks

He has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings.

Did you see the clip? He was actually pretty good.

Yeah, everybody's favorite superhero right now, Kick-Ass, right?

No, I know, I know. But what if it was my fault?

I got to tell you, that hurt.

I've been trying to figure out how to tell you this.

Can we turn that off now? What's so special about that guy?

What are you gonna do to them?

Yo, listen up. We got five minutes, then I want you back on your posts.

I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me?

You and your crazy midget friend can go bash whoever you want...

Come on... No, no, no, no, no!

my life had turned into some fucked-up dream I couldn't wake up from.

Okay. Two more rounds.

And the more I found out about his upbringing and stuff, I just...

You keep carrying on like you've been carrying on,

Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it.

I thought you meant, like, "How come nobody does it in real life?"

It's not all about the money.

You know I can't be here. What if somebody saw...

Red Mist! Red Mist!