Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

pack up whatever you need and we'll go back to my place.

I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?

Especially Katie Deauxma.

So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.

I've only been back half a day,

that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?

Yeah. Didn't see that, did you?

- She's safe. - Can I see her?

or talking to my friend Todd on Skype...

It's fucking insane. I'm in way over my head.

That fucking rocked. Who are you?

Well, maybe you shouldn't do that.

I like Kick-Ass! His costume is crappy.

edgewater isn't edgeswimming or edgeboating or edgekayaking or edgenosepicking or edgevanquishing or edgebumping or edgekicking or edgebottoming or edgeleaving or edgecrimping

Okay, sweet. Well, I'll see you later.

They're actually pretty good.

I mean your real name.

Are schools and offices so thrilling

I mean, I should probably start learning this stuff anyway, right?

Fuck do I know? We're not making a fucking Hungry-Man dinner here.

Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house!

Check this, you're gonna fucking love this.

Do you want to hear it or not?

Well, I guess folks have just had enough of living in fear, you know,

Thanks, Kick-Ass.

He's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.

turned out to be more of a lame cobra.

This is awesome! I look like fricking Wolverine.

Come on, sweet cheeks.

- We know the truth. Yeah. - Right?

Like every serial killer already knew,

Look, I can take care of myself.

I guess we're not invited.

Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten.

To the wall, Daddy. I know.

Just turn it on.

You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.

Marcus became the child's guardian,

Like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat, that kind of thing.

- 'cause of the blood. - Right.

and pulls his fucking lungs out through his ass.

- Are you crazy? - My mom already died for nothing.

Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.

you're a superhero and you're lonely, but you can't trust anyone

I got this e-mail from this chick.

We e-mailed him. We got half the crew out doing petty crimes as bait.

I know. But, Katie,

Apart from some messed up nerve endings,

Kids nowadays in their tights.

What? Are you kidding me? I got 100 guys who can fix a problem,

What the hell are you doing?

I saved your sorry ass.

Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!

I've got $3 million in a suitcase.

Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely, huh?

What, this is my choice, I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?

- One guy? - I think.

My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen...

- Hey, get up. - No...

Well, you know, I mean, getting mugged...

Time for a family reunion.

And leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Me When I realized that verbalase is with Charlie Morningstar

- You don't actually read comics? - Yeah, I just started.

Now switch to Kryptonite.

I know that, dumbass.