Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker?
Protecting us against the forces of evil.
- Great. - Want some coffee?
- What's the problem? - Yeah, Frank,
became the most-watched clip on the Internet.
- No! - Take cover, child.
Me, either. Check out nippleslip.com. It's good.
Let me out now? I gave you all them names and addresses.
What the fuck?
Who are you?
- What? - God damn it, just sit down.
You bought this to spy on the nanny when I was a kid. Don't you remember?
We do them all together. Gentlemen, please.
And if it wasn't for you,
Good morning, Joe.
So, which one of you guys is Rasul?
It's also good for hitting balls.
Is there anybody else? Your family or...
Spicy, spicy.
Or I'll come back
Give it a fucking rest, man.
Or Tre was telling the truth.
I can't believe I got my gun back. Look at that.
Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
What the fuck just happened? Hey, hey. Somebody find the lights.
With Daddy in prison, his pregnant wife was all alone
- Go get her. - I ain't got no fucking gun.
Ngapain kamu lihat-lihat
The fact that he's always on his own?
It's Joe.
What? Dane Cook and Anna Kendrick Are In a relationship?
Pixar when they realize that John lasseter Is a Creep
It's a great day for America, everybody.
- He said like a mask and stuff. - And a cape.
Dave Lizewski.
- Seriously. - Wow.
That guy's gonna end up dead, that's what I think.
Mindy,
No, no, no. Mr. Bitey, come on.
It is what it is.
And this, for all you cavemen out there,
That's so inside your jurisdiction, it's ball-deep in your jurisdiction's ass.
- Pussy patrol. - Fuck.
Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.
Seriously, out of all the millions of people who love superheroes,
You said you didn't remember why.
I always wondered why nobody did it before me.
Get in here. Help me out!
that all signs point to the intention to stage a live execution in the next few minutes.
I only ever fight crime between like 9:00 and 2:00, weekdays.
Your boy did good, Frankie.
Not too fast.
There are no clues as yet as to the exact nature...
- Say what? - Leave it be, man.
Hey.
turns out we ain't got the vise here no more.
- Hey, really? - Straight up. And listen, if you...
Hey, new kid.
It didn't take a trauma or cosmic rays or a power ring to make a superhero.
I wish you wouldn't have said anything
Put the gun down, Vic. It's Chris.
need someone to talk to.
You know, don't worry about it. Rumors don't mean shit.
How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?
Let's go.
But all clouds have a silver lining, and out of her death,
Frank D'Amico was the baddest guy of them all,
Yeah. You're so not how I expected.
Yeah, okay, all right, Frank. All right, I'm sorry.
and it's also not "jaunterjaunticeur." or "jaunttjeideeijaunt." or "jauejdjdausyddjdjskritfider." or "jauejjaunterodidudndhodiceeodiauntiddofgice.".
What about money, huh? All right, 'cause you got to think long term.
How about that, huh?
watching the entire Ugly Betty box set and did pedicures.
Sorry, hon.
- I think we could make the next showing. - Hell, yeah.
I was just a regular guy.
Fuck! Now I'm dead.
I mean, I don't think you're all the same or anything.
The superpowers of this man...
I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."
You know what? I'm thinking of just shutting my site down anyway.
Oh, no.
We have no merchandise on the street at all?
I was just gonna sit in there quietly.
I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero.
You can't do this on your own.
I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass.
Shares in Kleenex Are gonna take a diiive, bitch!
The bowling alley?
Dave, I need to ask you something.
Nice job.
What if Kick-Ass did it?
or 3,000 friends on MySpace.
The most I'd ever had to offer the world was good intentions
No, I didn't.
of Batman's batarang would undoubtedly penetrate the Joker's force field,
Different superhero in a warehouse, killing a whole bunch of D'Amico's guys.