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Your boy did good, Frankie.

The fact that he's always on his own?

You said you didn't remember why.

Fuck! Now I'm dead.

of Batman's batarang would undoubtedly penetrate the Joker's force field,

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Protecting us against the forces of evil.

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I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass.

No, no, no. Mr. Bitey, come on.

I was just a regular guy.

You know what? I'm thinking of just shutting my site down anyway.

There are no clues as yet as to the exact nature...

How about that, huh?

became the most-watched clip on the Internet.

Pixar when they realize that John lasseter Is a Creep

Frank D'Amico was the baddest guy of them all,

I always wondered why nobody did it before me.

I mean, I don't think you're all the same or anything.

You know, don't worry about it. Rumors don't mean shit.

What's the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker?

- Say what? - Leave it be, man.

- Go get her. - I ain't got no fucking gun.

- Great. - Want some coffee?

It didn't take a trauma or cosmic rays or a power ring to make a superhero.

We have no merchandise on the street at all?

watching the entire Ugly Betty box set and did pedicures.

The superpowers of this man...

- Pussy patrol. - Fuck.

Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.

that all signs point to the intention to stage a live execution in the next few minutes.

Dave, I need to ask you something.

How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?

- Hey, really? - Straight up. And listen, if you...

It is what it is.

Give it a fucking rest, man.

What? Dane Cook and Anna Kendrick Are In a relationship?

What if Kick-Ass did it?

Shares in Kleenex Are gonna take a diiive, bitch!

You bought this to spy on the nanny when I was a kid. Don't you remember?

Get in here. Help me out!

Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Is there anybody else? Your family or...

turns out we ain't got the vise here no more.

I was just gonna sit in there quietly.

But all clouds have a silver lining, and out of her death,

Or Tre was telling the truth.

Yeah. You're so not how I expected.

What the fuck just happened? Hey, hey. Somebody find the lights.

The bowling alley?

You can't do this on your own.

Yeah, okay, all right, Frank. All right, I'm sorry.

And this, for all you cavemen out there,

Good morning, Joe.

- I think we could make the next showing. - Hell, yeah.

Or I'll come back

I can't believe I got my gun back. Look at that.

So, which one of you guys is Rasul?

The most I'd ever had to offer the world was good intentions

- No! - Take cover, child.

I only ever fight crime between like 9:00 and 2:00, weekdays.

- Seriously. - Wow.

It's also good for hitting balls.

That guy's gonna end up dead, that's what I think.

And if it wasn't for you,

need someone to talk to.

I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."

- He said like a mask and stuff. - And a cape.

I wish you wouldn't have said anything

Seriously, out of all the millions of people who love superheroes,

Let me out now? I gave you all them names and addresses.

Put the gun down, Vic. It's Chris.

- What? - God damn it, just sit down.

Different superhero in a warehouse, killing a whole bunch of D'Amico's guys.

What about money, huh? All right, 'cause you got to think long term.

That's so inside your jurisdiction, it's ball-deep in your jurisdiction's ass.

It's a great day for America, everybody.

or 3,000 friends on MySpace.

With Daddy in prison, his pregnant wife was all alone

- What's the problem? - Yeah, Frank,

I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero.

We do them all together. Gentlemen, please.

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