Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You really wanna be a part of my business?
This thing was going crazy, and I was loving it.
No, no, no, it's not. Kick-Ass is just some geek, Dad.
He's his father's son.
I mean, I feel like I should call the cops or something.
Where the fuck are you?
Where do you think you're going?
No.
that could have happened to Daddy.
She looks like she's about 11 years old, but...
Hey, hey, asshole. Can't use the front door now.
Does anyone have any idea who this wetsuit crusader is?
You always knock me for a loop.
And I can be that stranger. You just gotta give me a chance.
- You guys have been mugged! - Yeah, I know, but,
You know, it's not the...
Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
I know.
And a pack of Twizzlers.
I'm Kick-Ass. Look me up.
- What are you talking about? - The point is,
Or what?
What a douche!
...or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher.
SatNav. Got my iPhone, so I can check the websites
who were very good at getting bad guys.
Exactly.
That doesn't even make sense.
Give it up, man. Just walk away.
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
Look, bro, you need to get ghost. Hide yourself quick.
Fire. Fire is good.
You would?
or
Come on. Oh, shit... Please!
I'm gonna take a wild guess that was you.
What?
Would you do anything differently?
We'll find you. Hit Girl, back to headquarters.
- They'd be dead in, like, a day. - A day.
- Why, what does it do? - Are you fucking kidding me?
So we're sitting there totally naked, right?
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
I think it's that superhero nutjob from the TV.
Dave Lizewski, shouldn't you be looking at Hamlet right now?
Tie han rou qing, The Young Dragons.
- Nothing. - Get the fuck out of here.
No, Marty. No, he's not really my type.
What? You're talking crazy.
No wincing, no whining, and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
All that security?
I want this place locked down.
What? I thought you were done with that.
You're crazy, man.
- Tony? - I hate Tony.
Say hello to my little friend!
Got a little bit of mood lighting right there.
Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?
No, I'm not!
- Did you feel that? - No.
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky.
Hey, I'm Kick-Ass.
Our mole with the Russians tells things a little different.
Come on.
quit being such a smartass.
- Up in the sky... - Is it a bird?
That's funny. This is your dad.
Well, here you are and Red Mist, too.
What the fuck?
the only epiphany I had was realizing that life just goes on.
- You know what? - What?
We got her trapped. She's unarmed.
There's no idea as to who is behind the broadcast of this show,
Once upon a time, there were two supercops, called Daddy and Marcus,
I hate getting punched in the chest.
Come.
Come on in, guys, say hello.
So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Frank, Frank, Frank, come on, he's had enough. Come on.
- Yeah. - You've got nothing to worry about.
Hold on, you're telling me one guy killed eight of my men tonight?
Definitely.
Rearview camera, no big deal.
Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who do you think would win in a fight?
and could not cope.
How was that? Not so bad.
- I wouldn't have been scared anyways. - That's my girl.
since I was a little kid.
Please!!!! Ohhhhh!!!