Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think it's that superhero nutjob from the TV.
...or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher.
- Why, what does it do? - Are you fucking kidding me?
You would?
- Did you feel that? - No.
Hey, I'm Kick-Ass.
And a pack of Twizzlers.
Dave Lizewski, shouldn't you be looking at Hamlet right now?
- Up in the sky... - Is it a bird?
I'm gonna take a wild guess that was you.
We got her trapped. She's unarmed.
What? I thought you were done with that.
She looks like she's about 11 years old, but...
How was that? Not so bad.
I want this place locked down.
Once upon a time, there were two supercops, called Daddy and Marcus,
What?
Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who do you think would win in a fight?
Fire. Fire is good.
and could not cope.
I'm Kick-Ass. Look me up.
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
- I wouldn't have been scared anyways. - That's my girl.
What? You're talking crazy.
No, no, no, it's not. Kick-Ass is just some geek, Dad.
- They'd be dead in, like, a day. - A day.
Tie han rou qing, The Young Dragons.
Where the fuck are you?
You really wanna be a part of my business?
that could have happened to Daddy.
Look, bro, you need to get ghost. Hide yourself quick.
Say hello to my little friend!
No, Marty. No, he's not really my type.
No.
Exactly.
Definitely.
What a douche!
Hold on, you're telling me one guy killed eight of my men tonight?
Please!!!! Ohhhhh!!!
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
We'll find you. Hit Girl, back to headquarters.
I know.
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky.
SatNav. Got my iPhone, so I can check the websites
or
since I was a little kid.
All that security?
Does anyone have any idea who this wetsuit crusader is?
Frank, Frank, Frank, come on, he's had enough. Come on.
quit being such a smartass.
There's no idea as to who is behind the broadcast of this show,
- You know what? - What?
No, I'm not!
Come on. Oh, shit... Please!
Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?
who were very good at getting bad guys.
You always knock me for a loop.
Got a little bit of mood lighting right there.
Would you do anything differently?
Or what?
So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
- You guys have been mugged! - Yeah, I know, but,
the only epiphany I had was realizing that life just goes on.
This thing was going crazy, and I was loving it.
Come on.
- Yeah. - You've got nothing to worry about.
Well, here you are and Red Mist, too.
- What are you talking about? - The point is,
That's funny. This is your dad.
What the fuck?
Where do you think you're going?
Give it up, man. Just walk away.
Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
Rearview camera, no big deal.
Come.
You're crazy, man.
I hate getting punched in the chest.
So we're sitting there totally naked, right?
Hey, hey, asshole. Can't use the front door now.
That doesn't even make sense.
- Nothing. - Get the fuck out of here.
Come on in, guys, say hello.
And I can be that stranger. You just gotta give me a chance.
You know, it's not the...
He's his father's son.
No wincing, no whining, and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
I mean, I feel like I should call the cops or something.
- Tony? - I hate Tony.
Our mole with the Russians tells things a little different.