Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I've always been rather fond of you.
I deeply, deeply love
You should go, sir, before the shooter circles 'round.
Jock and I set off to deliver the Rolls
Oh, apple of my eye. The love of my life.
These were found in her camera.
Thoughts?
Oh...
I suppose that we will have to open the house to tours.
Hello, American?
Your gag reflex.
I couldn't help overhearing
Done to death with malice aforethought and so forth.
I eschew discomfort?
Ten million pounds.
every cashew in the Kingdom shall sleep safely.
Welcome to Sedgwick's
Oh, I couldn't ask. But how about tomorrow?
All right, that’s it. You are in big trouble now, missy. You are grounded, girl. And she take away your TV for a year. Oh, man!
I want that painting.
Open your balls.
which can be occasionally problematic.
Do you think I could keep it a secret?
What was the name of Bronwen's college at Oxford?
Strago and Georgina fled,
Is this how she was found?
Good God, man!
Here we go.
with more respect when you drive it
What kind of hell-place is this?
only our passions keeping us...
an accurate reproduction because
The only advice I offer is you do not apply
However, I never went to Eton where buggery is rampant.
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie...
Do I detect a slight crack in the marital armor?
- Oh, you remembered. - Mmm.
Will you? Huh?
So I am.
Do inform him that that ship has sailed
Oh, dear.
So you admit there were indiscretions?
I can't, my duck. Not at this juncture.
Very good in case of an air raid.
Sometimes, you know, how it's like a...
Some women go blind batting their lashes
Well, maybe he won't be able to make it.
I admit nothing!
One million pounds.
Recently, after we'd concluded the sale of a painting
That painting should be destroyed.
Sir, the switch.
My wife needs to come around
...Sheamus is able to do
- Yes, sir. - Oh!
The 26th, sir.
Focus, man! There are but five days to insolvency.
It's not some Toyota Clitoris.
It is apparent that you are well-versed in the stick.
That... Well... Quite.
Oh, God!
I'm on the bonnet!
How the fuck should I know?
In addition to being my manservant and thug,
and allow me to get some sleep, man? Please! Please!
- Martland... - God.
Tomorrow we shall sell off the Rolls
I'll have Jock fix up the servants quarters for us.
Bunny rolled it up in a carpet and didn't tell a soul.
Good luck.
Emi! Emi!
It's so wonderful to have someone
Ow!
and I'm presented with a credit card.
There he is. Now don't cause a panic.
Johanna, we seem to be out of ice.
So would you please stop grunting like wildebeests
Why wasn't I told?
- In my study, please. - Very good, sir.
this thing that's come between us.
an admirable job stomping all over the place.
You are mistaken, sir.
Do you think the codes are really there?
He's not here, mate. He sent me.
Oh, God. How thoughtless of me.
- Checking in? - Yeah, we're checking in.
Must to the W.C.
For you, there is nothing I would not do.
The Qianlong vase.
Lucky saddle.
I will shoot you.
Oh...
Johanna, my darling.
sort of cement brothel, my love.
because the original is hanging in the D'Orsay.
Uh, Spinoza, I did not come here to discuss
I could park outside for the night.
Yeah, give us a minute, love.
Jock!
Lady Mortdecai.
I am loved and respected by all who know me...
Shall we start the bidding at 17,000 pounds?
There has never been
You have been grossly overcompensated.
- What are you doing? - Oh, no. To the left a bit.
The fact that you're as drunk as a fiddler's bitch
- Close your eyes, sir. - Right.
Did she ever mention The Duchess of Wellington?
I'm afraid I must be going, Your Grace.
Who is this woman Mortdecai and what does she want? Hmm?
Oh, a terribly vulgar place called Los Angeles.
remain in your seats, I would be grateful.
You're in the hole to Her Majesty's government
Right-y-oh.
Yes, Lord Mortdecai?
Shall we to business then, Fang?
Back away from the painting.
No one in particular, of course.