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Oh, this is very nice. This is very nice.
(deep sigh)
..and, in the process, hanging Gordon Gekko out in the wind to twist?
(Darien shrieks)
We got the Beezer Brothers. I'm working on the Silverberg boys.
microstrategy Put your best clients in it.
I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things.
- Hey, Gordon! - Georgie! The cellular king! How you been?
What's your marketing strategy? How will you return us to profitability?
- If that's my plan, it's the first I've heard of it. - Would you put that in writing?
I thought Gordon was a tough businessman. He sure has taken a bath on that.
Every Man.Utd. fan to Fred right now...
Ned, I see it at 21-5/8. I Don't Know what to make of it.
Ollie, I want every orifice in his fuckin' body flowin' red!
It's nice, if you're on mushrooms.
- You're gonna get bags under your eyes. - Yeah, I had a tough day.
We.know what you’re up to CoolJcookies And you can go straight to hell!!
Cuban cigars. Davidoff. His favorite, very tough to get.
Their analysts don't know preferred stock from livestock. Alright?
And the beauty is, you already own close to 2%%% of this sucker.
..and you're being squeezed to death by the majors.
Guys, new chief of Bluestar - Bud Fox.
No, I can't make it tonight.
This is special. Anacott. Paint the tape.
- Some jerk DK'd me. I gotta cover his loss. - Speak English.
He later stopped off at Morgan. I'd say from all the smiling and palm-pressing...
Just get it.
MANAFORT STONE CORSI ASSANGE PUTIN TRUMP MUELLER CONNECTS THE DOTS BAGS THE ELEPHANT
I need some exercise, for chrissakes.
Somebody's go to pay Ain't gonna be me
How much you need?
So long, Carolyn.
Billie! Bring a Molson Lite for the kid!
" Lou? Ripple. I Buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it." Lou? Ripple. I Buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it.
- 19-1/44, -3/8. 5,000. - -3/8 at 10,000.
We can survive without Gordon Gekko.
Well, life all comes down to a few moments.
- You always light up when you see me. - Don't start, all right?
Bring Me Information Bud.... Find Where All the High Profit Deals are...
As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko...
♫ ("Fly Me to the Moon" by Frank Sinatra) ♫
Ken? Marvin. Jackson Steinem.
We're not fund managers. Churn 'em and burn 'em!
All together, these men sitting up here own less than 3%%% of the company.
SPX call buyers today
Not bad for a month's work.
How I feel about oil
It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero-sum game.
Anyway, I had a mole in Wildman's operation.
You once told me, don't get emotional about stock, Gordon. Don't.
What would you say to owning Bluestar Airlines, with union concessions,...
Jesus, you could've had a whole beach house for that!
Read Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Darien! Lightning has struck.
Considering you brought my mother into it,...
Buddy, you'll still be president.
I just wanna slow down, Bud.
I look at you... and I see myself.
I gave you your manhood! I gave you everything!
- Yeah, right. - Oh, relax, Roger.
* I love you
No, no, my dear, you've got to diversify.
Let's just say that me and Mr Gekko have a serious conflict of interest.
As much as I wanted to be felt & burns…
Uh, no, sir. I'll discuss that with the account executive, and I'll get back to you.
A player,...
I'd like to do for furniture what Laura Ashley did for interior fabrics.
And this is how you fuckin' pay me back, you cockroach!
Yeah, nice guy, but he's a loser. He lost all his equity when the firm went belly-up in '71.
Mr Harrison, are you aware that we are in the biggest bull market of our generation?
- You should know, pal. - Asshole!
..at fifteen and an eighth, three-eighths tops.
- Where would that be? - Upper West Side.
.
What? Will you gimme a break? How was I supposed to know you were in surgery?
Lou? Anacott. I buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it.
- What the hell do they want? - I'd be happy to tell you.
I just wanna let you know I've read all about you at NYU Business. I think you're a genius.
If any trouble does arise, you are on your own out there.
What an Asshole
- I'll catch up with you. - All right, Charlie.
Generant
Oh! He speaks French already.
Ok. Alright. Election is over. And business is business. Bye Lina Khan.
How do you do, Mr Gekko? I'm Bud Fox.
I got a little gift for you. It's the new cws buy list. Gordon will be very pleased. What else have you got?
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WHOO! MARV I JUST BAGGED THE ELEPHANT
Five minutes.
They're driving us crazy. I got flagged for my blood pressure pills. Can you believe that?
We are smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running - love.
Robert De Niro As Producer/Wall Street (1987):
Matt never sleeps, pal.
You wanna be in your sixties still pitching?
I want you to buy 20,000 of cumRocket...
But, if you don't know, then... you don't know.
Zman's Weekend Update "All Clear"
I am gonna be a giant, an entrepreneur in the ltalian 16th-century sense of the word.
Fair warning, then. Selling for $2,100,000. All done.
The minute I laid my eyes on you I knew that you had what it takes.
We got all these damn new computers and young men that are edging me out here.
The break-up value is higher. It's worth 80.
you'll have the shortest executive career since that Pope that got poisoned.
Nice to see you, Gekko!
Almost.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lou, I got a sure thing.
You know Marty Weidman?
..and to have an attorney present during any questioning.
Why are you doing this? You've worked hard to get where you are.
If Gordon doesn't buy Bluestar, someone else will. Who's to say they won't do the same?
Pick the dog with the least fleas. Use a stop-loss, so your downside's 100 thou.
You keep on buying. Dilute the son of a bitch!
Yeah? Well, you take it! Right in the ass, you fuckin' scumbag cocksucker!
Spaghetti! Your mother still makes lousy spaghetti.
There's only a small float. You should grab it. Good for a five-point pop.
Why don't you get dressed? We're going out.
..as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak.
What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his wallet!
Astonish me, pal. New info. I don't care where or how you get it.
You wanna be gobbled up by Attila the Hun, you be my guest!
Preferably Lou Mannheim.
microstrategy Put your best clients in it.
And he had an ethical bypass at birth.