Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I say.
You have really grown into a fine-looking woman.
Because I thought you were gay.
Okay, you're under arrest.
Good deal.
I don't want to be friends.
Remember Ray Slater?
Of course, you do know what it means to have drunk driving on your record?
- Really? - We need somebody to get us drugs.
Working for a Republican senator pays more...
Me neither.
Kevin's here. He says he wants to say hello.
- Blowtorch? - Give it to me.
And I would really like it...
Come on!
I just can't deal with the little missis. Can I crash?
I'm gonna kill myself.
Wend, I was...
You did it!
I love it!
...telling me she's having an affair with her boss.
But he's very, very straight. And very taken.
This is so great!
- It's all financial, an illusion. - It's the only one that counts.
We're taking you to lunch. Le Petit Château.
No, no. It was Annie Hall.
- And to be impressive. - Oh, yes, sir.
Jules, you're advanced on your salary by two months.
I said get your hands off my wife.
I love it.
These Arabs have been forcing me to do coke...
I'm gonna keep in touch.
I want you to be honest.
I graduated.
Did she get remarried already?
Jules, sometimes I think you make these dramas up to test me.
- Did you see her? - Who?
Moving up, Kirbo.
...studying to become a lawyer.
When someone asks me about my dogs
- There are some educational... - Just give me my check.
Obituaries isn't writing. All my characters die.
Bye.
I'm just trying to facilitate the marriage process.
Dangerous question.
That isn't a job. It's killing time until you get married.
I, of course, have the wrong hair.
Good evening.
You're not with Kevin playing my records?
You have such sensitivity.
- How much coke did you do? - Don't know. They have barrels full.
Me?
Am I part of your props?
You want some brandy?
- ...which you have fallen into. - Don't be ashamed.
Let me drive you home.
- Who wants to know? - Kirby Keager!
Since he started volunteer moonlighting for Senator Hodges.
Did you hear about Betty Rothberg?
And I'm a lawyer.
Great.
I have her hospital schedule.
Ohh, I’m so sorry
Sex isn't love.
- I'm sorry. - It's all right.
I broke your shower!
What should I do?
Get off me! Get off of me!
I'm getting a boner now!
No, you did not.
It is that.
Dale Biberman. I can't believe it.
What did Kevin tell you?
Forget it, counselor.
You know all those nights we stayed up talking?
...get called in on an emergency duty tonight?
I'm coming through this door!
Jules, there's the brink of insanity, and then there is the abyss...
Nice to meet you. You wanna sit with us?
Oh, my God!
...and the reality of divorce and the need for divorce lawyers.
When did you win these writing awards?
Okay?
Forrester's waiting. Did the hospital call? Did my step-monster die?
She went skiing.
I don't think I have enough food to feed them.