Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, IT WORKED.
CHRIS WOULD BE HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, TOO.
FOR WHAT? FOR MY SERVICES.
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, JESUS,
IF HE WAS HERE NOW, HE'D INSIST THAT I LIE DOWN.
WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VEST?
THERE'S A REASON HIS NAME ISN'T "TOWN GREGARIOUS GUY."
LOOK AT YOU, WHAT?
I WOULD DIE WITHOUT ORGANIZATION --
FULL OF ANNOYING SOUNDS THAT YOU ALPHABETIZE LIKE FILES IN AN OFFICE.
YOU WANT TO DEVIL-EGG JESS' CAR?
LUKE!
WOW. ARE WE DONE HERE?
FINE. WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THIS?
I KNOW THAT YOU WEREN'T INVITED, BUT IT'S 'CAUSE
HE SAID, "STOP THE NOODLE SCOOZ."
YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD.
TAYLOR DOOSE IS IN DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH GOD.
WELL, HERE'S THE GANG.
REALLY UNDERRATED LITTLE POST-JOHN HUGHES FLICK.
COME IN. HI, THERE. HI, THERE.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. PLEASE?
I KNOW. DON'T GIVE ME LIP.
* THEY'RE COUSINS, IDENTICAL COUSINS *
I SUPPOSE DEAN IS ALREADY BUILDING YOU ANOTHER CAR --
EVERYTHING I OWN IS IN A DIFFERENT PLACE.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, YOU LEFT YOUR BRA IN THE BACK SEAT.
SO YOU'RE SPEARHEADING THIS REVOLT?
ROBOTS. COULD BE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CHRISTOPHER AND I DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS.
DOES HE EVER ASK ABOUT ME?
IT'S NOT A LITTLE VEST. IS IT BLUE?
THIS PROTEST IS GONNA BE VERY MELLOW, VERY PEACEFUL.
I SCHEDULED IT MONTHS AGO. DIDN'T YOU SCHEDULE YOURS?
WOW. YOU BEAT ME HOME BY TWO MINUTES, AND YOUR NOSE IS ALREADY IN THE BOOKS.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
IT WAS TAME, AND ANY ONE OF THOSE DRUNKEN YUPPIES
OH, PINK'S OUT. IT'S LAST WEEK.
I'M NOT. SO SOMEONE ELSE IS?
DUAL PISTON CAMS, DIPLEX OVERDRIVE WITH MAXIMUM TORQUE,
I MEAN, HE'S YOUR DAD, RIGHT?
WE'LL JUST MAKE THE NOISE OURSELVES. GOOD DEAL.
YOU HAD NO IDEA, DID YOU? NOT IN THE LEAST.
STOP THE MADNESS. THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.
I'M VERY INTO THE MINUTIA AROUND HERE. THAT'S FOR SURE.
OH. AHH, WHAT'S THIS? EVERYONE GETS A DIAPER PIN, AND IF YOU SAY THE WORD "BABY,"
I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. I'M THE ONE THAT BROUGHT IT UP.
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
YOU'RE LIKE THE ALL-AMERICAN BOY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ANY MINUTE.
...STARVING. I'LL GET SOME ICE CREAM.
CAN YOU MAKE FURNITURE?
[ Sarcastically ] I'M READY TO POP SOME CAPS HERE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
YOU'RE TOO UPTIGHT. NO MATTER HOW MUCH STEAM BLOWS OUT OF YOUR EARS,
I'M TRYING TO JOKE YOU DOWN OFF THAT LEDGE. THAT MUSIC -- GOD, THAT MUSIC.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO ONE'S AROUND.
IN REALITY, ALL I HAVE IS A JAN AND DEAN RECORD. I'LL KEEP IT TO MYSELF.
STOP THE CAR! WHAT? WHY?
NOW, WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY STUFF? FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
MONEY FOR GAS? THIS DIDN'T COME WITH A NEVER-EMPTYING MAGICAL TANK?
GOTTA RUN.
IS IT THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN? THOSE BOYS NEVER GIVE UP.
THANK ME? YEAH, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.
NO, PLEASE. I NEED A LITTLE BREAK FROM THE GAIETY.
PLUS, I'M GONNA REPLACE THE OIL EVERY COUPLE MONTHS.
YOU GET A STORE DISCOUNT? 15 percent.
WHERE'D HE GET IT? UH, FROM A GUY AROUND HERE AT A PLACE.
IT WAS SO BACHELOR PAD BEFORE --
THAT MUST BE IT. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE EITHER.
YOU REARRANGED HER MEDICINE CABINET?
YES, BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRL, AND SHE'S JUST A COPYCAT.
WE DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY THAT LONG.
THE CHURCH IS EXEMPT FROM YOUR TOWN STATUTES.
TO SEE HOW MANY CATALOGS THEY WOULD SELL MY NAME TO.