Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Archer, I'm afraid I must ask you to cease your insufferable tooting.
Baksheesh.
That's not actually good news, is it?
Hmm, because we don't give a shit?
...to decide if he will accept a full athletic scholarship to Johns Hopkins.
I would, but I can't feel my hands.
Yeah.
You're not still doing that?
Well? What did he say?
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.
I mean, look, I don't want to sound racist, but--
What? Oh, my God, was I talking?
Hey, be careful, there might be snakes!
Please, here.
Aren't you? Are I?
Oh, you're serious?
What is wrong with you people?
Just want to serve my country, sir
Who am I, Lewis And/Or Clark?
Hey. Cut-rate James Mason.
No, an idiot would wipe his ass with our only compass.
Okay. Later, gator.
...I don't know if you're deaf or just an asshole or both...
Ray? What is that? What are you doing?
And you can have a hundred.