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You're a very smart man. How do you think I landed such a rich husband?
I'll make it easy.
Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.
Tell him Dr. Cooper feels that the best use of his time...
It was a compliment.
...you might consider just this once...
Oh, the humanities.
All right, let me put it this way.
...so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump.
She hit on me.
...equipped with high-speed Internet and a cloaking device...
It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah.