Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ha, ha. Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes.
Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse...
Whoa, uh, hold on a second. I'm not going to sleep with her.
...but in this case I think you've made a foolish mistake.
Forget it. It's not gonna happen.
- Sounds good. - I'm in. Ha, ha.
We can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we got you.
That's a good sign, right?
...and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
Here's what I wonder about zombies.
- No kidding. - Sweet boy, very smart.
It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia.
Good morning, Mrs. Latham.
- Huh. - Lf only he'd had money.
And so, instead of bowing to pressure and going to that pointless soiree...
Thank you.
First you say you want me to appear at your fundraisers.
No, no, no. I'm just...