Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Without you to make the case for the Physics Department...
...until you upload your intelligence to a self-sustaining orbiting satellite...
There's no quid pro quo here.
...and she takes me out to dinner. - Is that so?
- Really? - Of course.
Why's the president of the university slumming in the cafeteria? Ha, ha.
...Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering donating money...
I don't think President Siebert...
...is ruining our night together...
For food, right?
Fine, I'll tell him. Ahem.
What?
Wait. Are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you...
...so she's using you to get to me.
...on how do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?
How was she?
If you'd like to go put on latex gloves, I'll let you check me for a hernia.
Oh, boy, Tater Tots and a party invitation?
I'm gonna go hit the bar.
Uh, I'm not sure.