Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why's the president of the university slumming in the cafeteria? Ha, ha.
What?
...so she's using you to get to me.
Without you to make the case for the Physics Department...
...Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering donating money...
For food, right?
There's no quid pro quo here.
- Really? - Of course.
If you'd like to go put on latex gloves, I'll let you check me for a hernia.
...and she takes me out to dinner. - Is that so?
Oh, boy, Tater Tots and a party invitation?
How was she?
Wait. Are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you...
I'm gonna go hit the bar.
...until you upload your intelligence to a self-sustaining orbiting satellite...
I don't think President Siebert...
...on how do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?
Fine, I'll tell him. Ahem.
...is ruining our night together...
Uh, I'm not sure.