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l don't do that.
You better hope we're pregnant...
l'm not funny, either.
-Sure. l know lots of girls. -Any names come to mind?
-Yeah, you know, it's not that fun. -No, l think we killed it.
Pretty soon they'll be back together.
What are the chances?
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Well, l'm not.
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We're trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Why is the bedroom door closed?
Hey, l gotta. Unless....
l was just asking because l need someone to watch Emma tonight.
l had this date last night. Yuck!
...because you thought a deer was staring through the window.
-What are you doing? -Emma was doing it.
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But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom.
Okay. Okay. l'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma.
-l'll bring her by around 7, okay? -That's perfect.
Unless what?
-Canoodling? -Well, l can't say hump or screw...
We're geniuses.
-How do you know a woman like that? -l'm not allowed to know smart women?
-Where? -Mexico!
-Look at them! They're really bonding. -They're falling in love all over again.
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...l live in a studio apartment with two other guys.
Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.