The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

You should have heard that doctor blabbing about poor old Rex's no good brother and his half-crazed wife and all.

Oh, you mean the one they talk about on television?

Well, if you don't mind, Rex, goodbye.

I'm cruising the freeways looking for broken bodies.

I hope seeing me in person isn't a disappointment.

No mortgages or anything?

I suppose you've had the pucker, dappled, freebath, sandstroke, fever?

Reflexes okay.

Well, of course, he is a bachelor and very appealing.

Yeah, they are.

It's the hillbillies.

No.

I'm selling my freedom for money.

Heck, we cause most of them.

Well, I'm going to perform an operation on a few secretaries, like cutting off their salaries.

I figure he's too weak to move, Jib.

Yes, you see, I already know I'm not going to pull through.

I just bought a new house.

This is your friend, Rex.

What do you want?

I have to hang up now.

That's a dandy siren.

Boy, sure strange to think how crude things was then.

Even after seeing what the new miracle drugs like newt eggs and wahoo bark can do, there's still folks that won't accept modern medicine.

Are you a fisherman?