The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

Just lie down in the wheelbarrow.

Maybe the man needs operation.

What in tarnation?

Hello, my little chicken.

Granny, you're gorgeous.

How will this affect his already half-crazed wife and three children still reeling from his bankruptcy, the fire that destroyed their home, and the imprisonment of Rex's favorite brother for setting it?

Mr. Goodbody, come in, come in.

I wouldn't even show up for that operation tomorrow.

I didn't expect to get killed off.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Now you get out of here before I forget I'm a lady.

I ain't found one yet that even heard of a bat-winged pumpkin.

All right, Rex, we're almost ready to operate.

Help!

Operate first, examine later.

Well, by now, if I'm right for you.

Wait a minute, Jed.

Who told you?

That's more constructive than watching this moronic soap opera dribble.

What?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

He told me he was coming by.

All right.

His health was all right, but, oh, his character was in miserable shape.

I won't.