The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

You know, city doctor.

Oh, sure.

Here's one I took last week.

I'd rather not talk about it, Jed.

How will this affect his already half-crazed wife and three children still reeling from his bankruptcy, the fire that destroyed their home, and the imprisonment of Rex's favorite brother for setting it?

Network?

Things could be a lot worse.

Of course.

Here, take this down to the truck and don't let nobody know what we're doing.

Gee, I think there's still time.

That's for sure.

Yes, ma'am.

Well, she said they was all at her office waiting for big diagnosis.

I can take it.

Well, here I am.

I did it so a fan of his could get a chance to meet him.

You're the doctor.

And my blood pressure checker is behind you on the counter.

Are you a fisherman?

But perhaps I could help you with the mortgage if you would do me a little favor in return.

and be sure you remember it.

And now, we are happy to present A Journey to Misery.

I was looking forward to playing a hopeless cripple for a while.

Yes, ma'am!

What in tarnation?