The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

He told me he was coming by.

Gee, you will never guess who's in my office.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

You don't even think enough of me to get the measles or break a finger now and then.

No, he don't.

Put his little TV.

I'm gonna pack up a few things and go back up there, and get in one way or the other.

Now, we rejoin a journey to misery.

There's no time to lose.

Anyone can see all he's got is an upset stomach.

Of course not.

That's my blood pressure checker.

I suppose you've had the pucker, dappled, freebath, sandstroke, fever?

How will this affect his already half-crazed wife and three children still reeling from his bankruptcy, the fire that destroyed their home, and the imprisonment of Rex's favorite brother for setting it?

But you shouldn't be walking.

But I'm not going to mince words either.

Oh, good.

It's got the distractions one has to put up with as a bank president.

Now you get out of here before I forget I'm a lady.

You're all a bunch of quacks.

Jean Lothry.

And there's no telling what else they would have spilled if that fella hadn't interrupted them.

Well, that don't hardly seem necessary.

Yes, and your idea of one is soliciting new depositors door to door.

Thanks.