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I admit your existence. Happy?
ruined our ability to communicate
I was married for 16 years, so I get it.
Unbelievable. Jay, there's another one!
Well, that's rude.
I'm literally a footnote in history!
This is not the solution. This is worse!
So simple, yet so brilliant.
(overlapping chatter)
See? Say something negative, get 'em off balance.
Um, that should about do it. I went ahead
(drill whirring)
Oh, yeah, Elias. I remember when he sat for that painting.
Yup, covered the hole right up.
Welcome! (laughs)
You're not real.
Oh, please. You had a heart attack.
I don't care.
Well, this might come as a shock to you,
The point is, we don't give up.
Well, of course we're real!
We don't let her ignore us.
(gasps)
Are you starting a new article?
JAY: Babe, can you please bring me my screwdriver?
Now hit it twice on the side, right there.
Hold that thought.
Which is a serious setback.
and patch up the hole your awful husband put in my wall.
(laughs)
If the ghosts were all in my head,
Right. Thanks.
I was a beloved jazz singer.
You're answering me.
Do you know how long it would take me
Okay.
(gasps) This is not fun.
They're not gonna find anything,
for their prowess on the battlefield,
Like that guy. Hey, bud.