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-Will you... -[door whooshes open]
-♪ -[cheering]
Are you even serious right now?
No, no, no, no, no, that's Archer.
Bee-boo-boop.
[grunts]
How and why would I?
[grunts]
Bort's, exactly.
Cleaning your nuts out
one of you has a chance to go free.
y'all decide who's gonna fight who.
I was hoping you'd ask that,
[sighs] Still my fourth-best birthday.
[laughs]
Or we could leave him.
[crowd exclaims]
I've got my species' equivalentof a boner.
Yes, we can.
touching my cock.
Wait a minute, hang on. He's right.
if we could get him on the radio...
Tell 'em hey.
-What'd I miss? -Oh, man.
[slurping, chewing]
-Okay, I pick you. -Bring it.
Oh, I will. I'm bringing extra.
Archer!
[all exclaim]
-BOTH: Huh? -It's got a nuclear self-destruct.
I did not see that coming, ladies and gentlemen.
[stifled laugh] You-you can't?
best birthday party ever.
That you zapped yourself into the CPU
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