HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Will you... -[door whooshes open]
-♪ -[cheering]
Are you even serious right now?
No, no, no, no, no, that's Archer.
Bee-boo-boop.
[grunts]
How and why would I?
[grunts]
Bort's, exactly.
Cleaning your nuts out
one of you has a chance to go free.
y'all decide who's gonna fight who.
I was hoping you'd ask that,
[sighs] Still my fourth-best birthday.
[laughs]
Or we could leave him.
[crowd exclaims]
I've got my species' equivalentof a boner.
Yes, we can.
touching my cock.
Wait a minute, hang on. He's right.
if we could get him on the radio...
Tell 'em hey.
-What'd I miss? -Oh, man.
[slurping, chewing]
-Okay, I pick you. -Bring it.
Oh, I will. I'm bringing extra.
Archer!
[all exclaim]
-BOTH: Huh? -It's got a nuclear self-destruct.
I did not see that coming, ladies and gentlemen.
[stifled laugh] You-you can't?
best birthday party ever.
That you zapped yourself into the CPU