I Solemnly Swear - Gilmore Girls [S03E11]

UH, BURGERS, TATER TOTS, PICKLES --

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME.

WE MUST BE DUMB.

BUMMER. Yes. Bummer.

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND, HONEY.

I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.

IT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, IT'S --

TASTE THIS.

"IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.

I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.

AND WHIPPED CREAM.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO GET WORKED UP OVER.

"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?

SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.

I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.

GET SOME BURGERS. AND TATER TOTS.

INFORMATION?

AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.

I'LL BRING THEM IN TOMORROW.

I'M JUST GONNA SAY, "TALK TO THE HAND."

JACKSON BROUGHT PEA TENDRILS INSTEAD OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WASHING MY HANDS.

IT'S VERY FLATTERING. IT IS VERY FLATTERING.

I'M A WHORE!