I Solemnly Swear - Gilmore Girls [S03E11]

UH, BURGERS, TATER TOTS, PICKLES --

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME.

WE MUST BE DUMB.

BUMMER. Yes. Bummer.

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND, HONEY.

I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.

IT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, IT'S --

TASTE THIS.

"IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.

I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO GET WORKED UP OVER.

"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?

I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.

AND WHIPPED CREAM.

SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.

AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.

I'LL BRING THEM IN TOMORROW.

I'M JUST GONNA SAY, "TALK TO THE HAND."

GET SOME BURGERS. AND TATER TOTS.

INFORMATION?

I'M A WHORE!

IT'S VERY FLATTERING. IT IS VERY FLATTERING.

JACKSON BROUGHT PEA TENDRILS INSTEAD OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WASHING MY HANDS.