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NO, HE'S THE MAN,
HOW CAN A SCONCE BE TOO GERMAN?
SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE BELLS.
WAS ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.
AND THEN WE TAKE THE "CRAZIEST MOTHER/DAUGHTER" TITLE
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT WHERE YOU ARE.
WE -- THE BAND -- ARE BOOKED AT CBGB's.
OF COURSE, ANYTIME.
AND CHARMING STORES AND BEAUTIFUL CHURCH BELLS.
HE HAD SUCH A GOOD LIFE.
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
THE SOUND GUY. WE DON'T NEED SOUND.
IT CONCERNS HER, AND IT CONCERNS ME, AND THAT IS IT.
HE BRINGS SANDWICHES FROM HIS SHOP.
LANE, COME ON. YOU'RE HEALTHY.
AND NOW YOU'RE PASSING JUDGMENT ON OUR LIVING TOGETHER.
HAVE YOU READ "THE BELL JAR"? [ GASPS ] NOT FUNNY.
HE HATES THEM.
I COULD MOVE IN WITH YOU GUYS. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
WE DO NOT HAVE THAT POWER. WE JUST SPECULATED.
STOP! WHAT?
AND I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
HE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO PASTOR CHO.
PACKING UP.
"PURSUE AN INTERVIEW WITH A DISTINGUISHED LEADER
SANTA PEREZ JR., SANTA PEREZ SR...
LITCHFIELD.
YOU JOINED A GYM? WHEN?
YOU GOTTA ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES.
YES, HE SAYS I HAVE TINNITUS.
AND IT PUTS YOU IN AN INCREDIBLY VULNERABLE POSITION.
DO I? NO, I'M GOOD.
THESE THINGS ARE HEAVY. DON'T YOU HAVE A SMALLER TOOLBOX?
WE COULD WHACK THE BELLS REALLY HARD WITH A HAMMER.
LIKE COMMIT VANDALISM?
HEY, YOU ALMOST DONE?
IS THIS ALL?
THE INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS ASSOCIATION.
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
WHO SHOULD WE INTERVIEW?
NOT EVERYONE LIKES BELLS.
I'M NOT.
IN WHOSE BEST INTEREST IS IT TO KEEP THE KIDS FIGHTING?
HURRY. WE CAN COME BACK FOR THE BELLS IN HALF AN HOUR.
YEAH. BUT PASTOR CHO'S EXPECTING OUR CALL.
SO, I MADE YOU DO THIS?
SOMEONE CRANKED UP THE KARAOKE MACHINE
BUT LANE ISN'T THERE.
WHY? WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO MOVE?
USUALLY, MOVING REQUIRES LOTS OF TOOLS --
THIS IS STUPID. JUST GO TO LUKE'S. NO WAY.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. MAYBE IF YOU SAT UP STRAIGHT
LORELAI, WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE?
I'M STARVING.
HOW SELF-CENTERED AM I
TO STAND IN THE SNOW WITH MOMMY"?
BLESS OUR OPPRESSIVE SCHEDULES.
WHY WOULD IT BE HANK KRUTZMAN?
[ MURMURS ]
AND SO WHAT IF SCHOOL IS BORING?
OKAY, COME ON.
ORDER ME SOME COFFEE, A MUFFIN, AND SOME ONION RINGS.
ARABS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF ABRAHAM AND HIS MAID HAGAR.
IF YOU HAVE A LIVER TREAT, THE DOG WILL LIKE YOU, AND THAT'S US.
TOO ON THE BEAT? THAT'S CRAZY.
I want to chime in and be supportive, but I don't know what you're talking about
SO NOW THAT HE LIVES IN LITCHFIELD,
LUKE PLUS ROAD RAGE -- THERE'S A HEALTHY COMBINATION.
I'LL JUST BE A SEC.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE AGE YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE'S REALLY OLD.
I'VE ALREADY SENT PEOPLE HOME -- THE DOORMAN, THE WAITRESSES.
RELAX. THE CHURCH BELLS WILL BE THE LOUD, OBNOXIOUS ONES.
OH.
IT'S NOT HANK.
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL YOUR MOM
THE HILARIOUS LAUNDRY-ROOM INCIDENT