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WHAT ARE THE PAINT CHIPS FOR?
I'VE GOT TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
IT'S OKAY. I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
CLING PEACHES IN LIGHT SYRUP.
* IF YOU NEED
REPAINTING IS SO NOT ROCK 'N' ROLL.
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT LANE WILL NOT BE COMING TO WORK TODAY.
YOU DON'T?
I GUESS IT'S OKAY.
I WANT TO BE A DRUMMER.
OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
AND HE'S TALKING TO HER, YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE NICE,
IS STILL HANGING AROUND, I THINK YOU'RE FINE.
SO LAST NIGHT?
DUDE, GET IT TOGETHER.
I WASN'T TRYING --
AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
I'LL GET THEM DRINKING. I'M VERY GOOD AT WORKING AROUND RELIGIOUS MANDATES.
OLDER COUPLE? YEAH.
EXCUSE ME? IT'S MORE COMPLEX THAN THAT.
AND ROCK 'N' ROLL IS ABOUT SAYING NO TO THE MAN!
THESE ARE THE SAME FREAKS
A LITTLE MORE STONES, A LITTLE LESS KRAFTWERK.
NICOLE HIRED A PROFESSIONAL PICTURE HANGER,
I DON'T KNOW. PARIS' BUSINESS IS PARIS' BUSINESS.
NO, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER.
AND DO A DIRTY SHADOW-PUPPET SHOW?
YOU'RE A RUDE GUEST, NOT HER BOYFRIEND.
BLESSED, PRAISED, GLORIFIED, EXALTED...
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
SMART MOVE JUMPING ON MY BANDWAGON
I DON'T CARE. I'M BORED.
* IF YOU NEED
BYE, MRS. KIM.
I HAVE BEEN TYING MY OWN SHOES SINCE I WAS 4.
IT'S QUITE A LIVELY BUNCH YOU GOT DOWN THERE.
I HAVE FRIENDS THERE. HUH? WHERE?
AND THEY PROMISED TO STAY PUT.
OR WEDGE THE MAIN MECHANISM.
FINE.
UNLESS HE'S SICK,
LAST YEAR --
I, UH, I'M GOING HOME.
IT ISN'T? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR?
LORELAI! [ SIGHS ]
JUST BECAUSE DARRYL SAID TO?
NOT TELL ANYONE THIS STORY, ALSO?
ME, TOO. SOUNDS GREAT.
Kleenex.
I MEANT MY OLD PLACE.
AND I'M NOT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SO I COULD SAY, "HEY, DRIVE 20 MILES
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
[ GASPS ]
NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
TAYLOR OR REGGIE OR ANDREW OR KIRK.
I HELD YOUR HAND SO YOU COULDN'T SCRATCH YOUR FACE