Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHE ASKED ME OUT LIKE 100 TIMES.

I SAID YES. IT'S OKAY TO SAY YES?

IF I'M IN AN ALLEY WITH OSAMA,

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!

I'M JUST DROPPING OFF SOME STUFF AND A FEW THINGS AND --

DEATH COMES IN FIVES?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

BUT SHE THINKS HE'S INTO HER OR SOMETHING.

AND YOU CAN'T JUST WALK PAST IT

I MET HIM AT THIS PARTY THIS WEEKEND.

I STARTED IT WHEN I WAS 6,

I CAN'T TELL HER. I CAN'T CALL HER.

HE WILL BE MISSED BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.

AND I SENT A NICE FRUIT BASKET UPSTAIRS,

FOR A SALAD WITH NO OIL, NO MUSHROOMS.

OH, WELL, THAT IS A LITTLE...EXTREME.

THEN IT WOULD BE ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC.

I'M DEBATING A MOVE HERE.

REMEMBER EVERY TUESDAY

OH, LET ME SEE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? A CERTAIN FELLOW TOLD ME.

THE IRONY WASN'T LOST ON ME. WAS THAT THEM?

UM, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD MAYBE

WHERE WAS SHE SO LATE?

I GOT HIM A TAPE. HE SLIPPED IT TO THE BOOKER.

HE WAS SO CUTE WITH HIS FEDORA AND HIS HUSH PUPPIES.

SINCE HIS HOUSE IS RIGHT ON CAMPUS.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST,

NOW I CAN'T TELL WHICH ARE THE CHURCH BELLS AND WHICH ARE THE KIRK BELLS.

OH, WAIT. I GUESS I JUST DID.

AND APPARENTLY WE'RE JUST COFFEE FRIENDS.

OH, NO. DID YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR?

BELIEVE ME, THE 5:00 A.M.ers ARE THE WORST.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

IT'S GREAT. I BURNED A COPY FOR MY MOM.

RIGHT DURING HARVEST SEASON.

HE'S THE BOOKER.

LITCHFIELD IS ANOTHER COUNTY. YES.

AN APARTMENT, A TRAILER, A BATCAVE.

IT'S CRITICAL TO STEP OUT OF ONE'S MAJOR

FINE. MY MOM DOESN'T BAKE, BUT SHE KNOWS PEOPLE WHO DO.

ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC?

YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT'S HOW MOTHER THERESA GOT STARTED.

I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

ALTHOUGH THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR.

AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE HANK, THEN WE CAUSED IT.

THEY, UH, STOPPED.