Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DEATH COMES IN FIVES?

YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT'S HOW MOTHER THERESA GOT STARTED.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST,

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!

FINE. MY MOM DOESN'T BAKE, BUT SHE KNOWS PEOPLE WHO DO.

HE WAS SO CUTE WITH HIS FEDORA AND HIS HUSH PUPPIES.

I CAN'T TELL HER. I CAN'T CALL HER.

RIGHT DURING HARVEST SEASON.

I SAID YES. IT'S OKAY TO SAY YES?

UM, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD MAYBE

HE'S THE BOOKER.

IT'S CRITICAL TO STEP OUT OF ONE'S MAJOR

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SHE ASKED ME OUT LIKE 100 TIMES.

REMEMBER EVERY TUESDAY

OH, LET ME SEE.

AN APARTMENT, A TRAILER, A BATCAVE.

I'M JUST DROPPING OFF SOME STUFF AND A FEW THINGS AND --

SINCE HIS HOUSE IS RIGHT ON CAMPUS.

AND I SENT A NICE FRUIT BASKET UPSTAIRS,

THEN IT WOULD BE ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC.

I GOT HIM A TAPE. HE SLIPPED IT TO THE BOOKER.

WHERE WAS SHE SO LATE?

AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE HANK, THEN WE CAUSED IT.

THEY, UH, STOPPED.

AND YOU CAN'T JUST WALK PAST IT

BUT SHE THINKS HE'S INTO HER OR SOMETHING.

FOR A SALAD WITH NO OIL, NO MUSHROOMS.

NOW I CAN'T TELL WHICH ARE THE CHURCH BELLS AND WHICH ARE THE KIRK BELLS.

HE WILL BE MISSED BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.

IT'S GREAT. I BURNED A COPY FOR MY MOM.

OH, NO. DID YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR?

I'M DEBATING A MOVE HERE.

BELIEVE ME, THE 5:00 A.M.ers ARE THE WORST.

OH, WAIT. I GUESS I JUST DID.

ALTHOUGH THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR.

LITCHFIELD IS ANOTHER COUNTY. YES.

THE IRONY WASN'T LOST ON ME. WAS THAT THEM?

I MET HIM AT THIS PARTY THIS WEEKEND.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC?

AND APPARENTLY WE'RE JUST COFFEE FRIENDS.

I STARTED IT WHEN I WAS 6,

I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

IF I'M IN AN ALLEY WITH OSAMA,

OH, WELL, THAT IS A LITTLE...EXTREME.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? A CERTAIN FELLOW TOLD ME.