Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought you told my mom to sell me to a child molester

- I mean, that's not a crazy question to ask. - Not at all.

Let's do this again at Ben's next cardiopulmonary event.

playing with all the delegates?

Maryland Delegate: Mr. Chairman, I move

That's my hero. And keep on getting it out there

Aww. Oh, come on.

Listen, you Subaru-driving bull dykes!

Ben: Tom James.

Amazing he hung on as long as he did, the fat fuck.

of the next parade that you have that messes up all the traffic.

Let's take a look at the storied career of Tom Hanks,

Ohh. Like you've never tried.

or, according to some sources, 75.

that can play out here. You don't have to do this.

Most importantly, he has a penis. Right, Governor?

So if you want to discuss potential opportunities for yourself

Ah. How's your dad?

as well as for permanently overturning same-sex marriage.

- But-- - No "buts," Richard.

Good afternoon, I'm Michael McLintock,

I cannot stand her!

with almost 30 of them spent in public service...

I was roadkill on the side of the political highway.

♪ We didn't start the fire ♪

So are we good, then? Everything cool?

Well, makes sense. She made me proud to be an American again.

that I was the most exciting conquest of his life,

is the only answer they'll accept

as anything other than the TGI Friday's hostess on Proactiv

who will deliver her eulogy...

I think the last time I saw you, your wife was being born.

- Did we win? - Oh, yeah.

I didn't want to go to that stupid funeral anyway.

Holy shit. Ames.

- Ma'am. Ma'am. - What? What?

-AMY BROOKHEIMER: Ma'am. -SELINA MEYER: What?

I am Selina Meyer,

There's a simple solution for this, OK?

the home of historically black Fayetteville State University

You and Kemi scissoring at the top of the ticket

I'm gonna tweak it.

I don't know what you're talking about,

Kent: No such place, ma'am.

Selina: Stay here with us, Ben!

- I was right! - ( all cheering )

Oh, my God! He's having a heart attack!

The suspect in the JFK bombing

I'm so sorry for that little minor interruption.

Besides, I'm not gonna die,

- with Christian math... - Amen!

You understand that, right? Excuse me.

Tom James is fucking Michelle.

North Carolina Delegate: ...great state of North Carolina,

into sin and sweaty degradation.

And may the best man win.

Free to pee, you and me, right?

You losers waitin' around to make sure she's actually dead while you sit in the back row

- Amy: Keith, you havin' fun? - Keith: Yes, thank you.

- Huh? - I don't like the way

have any natural affinity.

Selina ( voiceover ): I was three years old

- Stagehand: All clear! - Thanks for having me.

but it is time to face facts.

Mazel tov, Selina, mazel tov.

( "Veep" theme music playing )

now we here. Bwacka! Bwacka! Bwacka!

- ( knocking on door ) - Knock, knock.

- if you want to work for me... - I don't.

- Fuck me! - We did it!

But the "but" was: "But you have to fire Dan."

And like the soldiers I served with,

My first congressional race.

( siren wailing )

- Bazillionaire. - Correct.

Mike: And on this history-making 11th ballot, Jane,

you stop complaining and just man up.

I didn't think he'd show.