Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

while you close your eyes to avoid coming face-to-face

Well, number one is, I love lists.

I don't think Buddy's gonna be taking your veep slot.

as the brokered convention drags on.

- Oh, is that how you feel? - Yes! Am I right?

former Vice President Andrew Doyle,

Governor, can I get an amen?

But I thought, and I thought that I don't like the direction our party is taking.

That's your job, right? That's not my job.

it gives you time to think.

and eighth grade trigonometry...

following President Splett's historic three-state solution

You could've ended that sentence at "me."

She's also gonna take the line "No matter what, I will always stand for America."

and pinching nipples. And what else, Will?

That was just an accident. Really.

Selina: Thank you!

as the nation of Tibet,

We have 40 head of alpaca now, 17 on the way.

that when I add up my delegates

You know exactly what to do.

but they cannot seem to get it to respond in any way.

Aw, shit, Will left. It was a good one.

So I'm gonna actually talk to Kent about some numbers.

Two-time Ohio governor, 18 Electoral College votes.

that she'll do some dirty shit, but she can still cum.

They may have to put him in a medically induced coma, so...

Because you were born with three umbilical cords wrapped around your neck,

Sue, the Vice President

and admires his own reflection.

♪ It was always burning since the world's been turning ♪

Yeah, so I'm gonna take two more lines from your speech, OK?

New York is in the bag.

that Buddy is flirting with endorsing Kemi.

passed away in his Bel Air home after a long illness,

- And I-- I'll call you back. - Ah-- Ah--

the way a magician does tricks to distract you

the finest actor of his generation,

( Selina laughing )

that they never should have held the convention in North Carolina.

But first, as someone who served with President Meyer for over two decades,

Fuck the numbers!

with the respect that I deserve.

that would really dick-slap 'em?

- Clay: Mom! - Beth: Hi, Clay!

and use the money to get her tubes tied.

- ( Keith chuckling ) - See you soon.

Ma'am, if Governor Calhoun is joining forces with Kemi...

And that's final. So get off your knees

( cheers and applause )

on presidential also-rans who can almost suck their own dicks.

I might run as a third party just to fuck your shit up.

Why would you do this, Selina?

Yeah, Jeff Kane. Who am I speaking with?

Jonah: Mr. Chairman, I would just like to point out

Selina, you got a minute?

- Do you wanna close the thing? - Ben: Nice try, Amy.

for President of the United States!

- Uh, caballeros. - Caballeros!

I'm so glad you responded to that.

The former president passed away earlier this week

- ( Kent laughing ) - Madam President,

- ...that's it's not easy... - Gary: OK.