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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I brought the Dubonnet.
So it's time to get out there and start twisting some arms
You ready for your sponge bath?
- Oh, Dan! - Oh, hey, man.
Oh, Jewish is such a beautiful language.
of our political system, Senator.
is gonna do great things!"
- We need more drilling. - For drilling purposes.
- Dan: Thank you. - What state are you a delegate from?
OK, great! Ha ha ha. John-boy!
towards criminal enterprise, just like her husband.
and moved audiences both young and old.
Oh, I'm sorry.
has died at the age of 88.
Hittin' a little close to home there, Roger,
♪ California baseball ♪
We didn't have kids. Best decision we ever made.
- So what'd you find out? - Ahm-- Ahmj--
We will have more coverage of the funeral of President Selina Meyer.
After lying in state in the Capitol,
That's not a problem. I've never met 'em.
Just ask Kemi to be your veep.
of this towering and beloved figure.
and I'm not even a serial killer.
Hello. I'm John DeVito.
I don't know the names of any of the floor whips.
about the drone strike.
- Daughter? - ...a sister to me.
I could use a drink
We're still good on the veep slot, right?
So fuck your offer, and fuck you.
Kent: Senator.
- So, Buddy up! - All: Buddy up!
How 'bout I get one of you two?
- How long's it been, Ames? - Dan.
I mean, that Nutmeg State indefinable really turns my hydrant on.
- and trigonometry. - Kent: So are a lot of people's.
I will raw-dog a plank
then I would start treating me
Oh, God. Go away, Amy. Really.
and deserved m--
I have people who like me,
- Man: Yeah! - ( cheering )
lickity-fuckin'-split, we are gonna wind up with
Selina: Governor Calhoun,
Oh, please. Buddy's not flirting with anything
- All opposed, please say no! The measure... - Crowd: No!
That's not the only reason I'm here. I come bearing gifts!
I feel I'd be remiss if I did not offer my own heartfelt eulogy
Yeah, but this Meyer Fund thing isn't going away.
Pretend to talk to me about numbers.
There's no safer place to stick Jonah Ryan
Anyway, listen, it's kind of important, actually,
lots of people with signs,
- Lip time. Let's do lips. - No, no, no.
like America.
This, Kent, is why I was right
- Murdered by Tom James. - Oh, yeah.
so she's hella even hotter than she was before.
- The Ukraine. - A Wisconsin sister state.
All right, let's go.
I just wanna be president.
Where is she?!
'cause I got the heart and the twat
You are a terrible campaign manager.
- Hep C Kevin McHale. - Jonah: No, I wasn't.