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2019, yeah. Oh, and by the way,
- Thank you, Sherman. - When you have a sec,
- This is Leon. - That is why I've asked
Big fan, ma'am.
Very cagey. Jane, back to you.
That is an entirely unacceptable outcome.
- Excuse me. - Sorry.
It'd be faster just to lay down and roll.
Ugh. Not in that outfit.
would like to yield to the great state of Maryland!
♪ No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it ♪
This is a horrific country that is falling apart
that I plan on choosing Governor DeVito as my veep,
- ( whispers ) What? - This is your speech for this afternoon.
if I play my cards right, I'll have a dozen more,
that Jonah's talking to you about the Secretary of Commerce.
We ruled out beets because he doesn't know what those are.
for the greater good.
( inhales, exhales ) Mmm.
You are not gonna desecrate my convention
That's a great expression. Thank you so, so much.
- Man: Run, Tom, run! - All: Run, Tom, run! Run...
innocent young woman who had dreams...
'cause we might get a few more delegates out of this.
and 17 from Kemi.
- Gary: Ex-husband. - Step-husband.
This is why everyone should just fly private.
four more years of Montez clogging up the White House plumbing with tampons.
Richard Splett and the First Lady,
- Wonderful pets. - What about all these rumors
Secretary of Education.
Well, not literally, of course but...
homosexuality is no laughing matter.
the first time my father put me on a horse,
- Not here. Not hearing this. - No, that is the plan.
I need you to do something for me.
Amy, we've been working together a really long time,
from standing and walking for my country!
The most compelling number to me is not a number at all,
Guess that means you've been bumped.
Tom: Get your fucking hands off me!
Congratulations, ma'am. You just broke
- We have to go. - Good seeing you. Enjoy the convention.
on my 52 years,
the Justice Department and the FBI
- to get Buddy Calhoun's endorsement! - It is just the party platform.
at the age of 76 or possibly 77
It means to lose something...
- Keith: Ma'am? Um... - What?
I didn't come here to make an offer.
♪ Children of thalidomide... ♪
We got this.
his behavior was unprofessional in a sexual manner.
you have no business being president.
and then it's payback time!
Ma'am, all due respect,
Installing cameras in all her closets and bathrooms.
Yeah, well, that was gloating.
That reminds me, I'm starving. Gary!
Hallelujah
Amy: Uh-huh.
I can't remember-- it sounds like three Germans cumming real hard
for President of the United States of America!
about you being the vice president. Right?
of the United States of America, Selina Meyer!