Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

from standing and walking for my country!
the first time my father put me on a horse,
Guess that means you've been bumped.
( inhales, exhales ) Mmm.
- Man: Run, Tom, run! - All: Run, Tom, run! Run...
- to get Buddy Calhoun's endorsement! - It is just the party platform.
- Wonderful pets. - What about all these rumors
It'd be faster just to lay down and roll.
Richard Splett and the First Lady,
- Excuse me. - Sorry.
his behavior was unprofessional in a sexual manner.
- We have to go. - Good seeing you. Enjoy the convention.
four more years of Montez clogging up the White House plumbing with tampons.
'cause we might get a few more delegates out of this.
that Jonah's talking to you about the Secretary of Commerce.
I didn't come here to make an offer.
would like to yield to the great state of Maryland!
That's incorrect
- ( whispers ) What? - This is your speech for this afternoon.
That reminds me, I'm starving. Gary!
We ruled out beets because he doesn't know what those are.
The most compelling number to me is not a number at all,
Tom: Get your fucking hands off me!
you have no business being president.
Big fan, ma'am.
for President of the United States of America!
Secretary of Education.
that I plan on choosing Governor DeVito as my veep,
I can't remember-- it sounds like three Germans cumming real hard
Installing cameras in all her closets and bathrooms.
Well, not literally, of course but...
♪ No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it ♪
I need you to do something for me.
on my 52 years,
It means to lose something...
if I play my cards right, I'll have a dozen more,
and 17 from Kemi.
and then it's payback time!
- This is Leon. - That is why I've asked
the Justice Department and the FBI
Amy, we've been working together a really long time,
Ugh. Not in that outfit.
Amy: Uh-huh.
- Keith: Ma'am? Um... - What?
about you being the vice president. Right?
homosexuality is no laughing matter.
We got this.
- Thank you, Sherman. - When you have a sec,
innocent young woman who had dreams...
- Gary: Ex-husband. - Step-husband.
Ma'am, all due respect,
2019, yeah. Oh, and by the way,
That's a great expression. Thank you so, so much.
This is a horrific country that is falling apart
Very cagey. Jane, back to you.
for the greater good.
Hallelujah
- Not here. Not hearing this. - No, that is the plan.
That is an entirely unacceptable outcome.
at the age of 76 or possibly 77
This is why everyone should just fly private.
♪ Children of thalidomide... ♪
You are not gonna desecrate my convention
Congratulations, ma'am. You just broke
Yeah, well, that was gloating.
of the United States of America, Selina Meyer!