Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK? I'll be right back.

but you're not a...

What kind of suit is that? Hugo Boss? ( snorts )

you tell him I want to see him tonight.

I honestly think I might be in hell.

I have to write the press release for my V.P. pick.

Just keep walking.

Yes. Governor, I am prepared to offer you

We cannot lose Texas. Texas is our firewall!

maybe I'll throw you a bone.

- Gary: Hmm... - Plus, she called me a criminal last night.

The keynote speech was such a hit.

- Oh, really? - We're very proud of you

- Gary: What's going on? - ...there is no one who has sacrificed

Ma'am, there are still numerous permutations

Selina: ...and pass it on to the next generation in spades.

is treating this brokered convention

Thank you so much for coming.

you talked to me the other day.

- ( Ben grunting ) - Richard: Hey, Ben.

The concept of hell is a cultural memory

Hanks was often considered

Over the years I may have been thrown off a few times,

- Kent. - The president, she loved your speech.

Like myself on any traveling German businessman

- Boo! - President Meyer,

Michelle: Ma'am, Joint Chiefs

I want Richard to be Secretary of farm shit.

President Meyer offered me Secretary of Agriculture.

Mourners: Amen.

That bastard Ballentine caught shingles from Typhoid Jonah.

Today the world mourns the loss

Is this gonna affect my numbers, you think?

like it's a big-titted college gymnast

That is actually all me. I will take credit for that.

I've been telling your mom,

Start your gloating,

- We have Florida... - Jonah: That's right, guys,

She just got out of rehab today.

- I am well aware. - Good.

What do you think I'm trying to do?

She didn't want to do it, but I was like, "You've got to!"

( sobbing softly )

Yeah! And plus, while she was in there,

- Is that the problem? - Oh, fuck!

more difficult than the loss of a parent.

So? What did we get?

I'm here to talk tonight about a woman

I waited a long time for this.

Middle East peace agreement,

- Right. Break a leg. - Gary: Oooh.

I did, and I have to tell you something: it is a delight.