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He'll clinch the nomination on tomorrow night's ballot.
We have to make sure our delegates hold.
We never got proper answers about the Meyer Fund
And we're expecting a call from the Israeli prime minister
- You figure that out. - OK.
- Mmm? Yep. - Ka-ching.
and although my own daughter never learned to ride well,
Both: Sorry, ma'am.
The level of incompetence
( indistinct announcement over P.A. )
Buddy: I don't want to go into a bathroom
that the official count cannot be trusted.
Look, I love America,
I want to offer Jonah the V.P. slot.
I'll be vice president, just stop yelling at me!
None of these delegates are bound to any candidate anymore.
But I...
Then it's a good thing you got impeached, they didn't have to invite you.
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm a cis woman.
I will not be part of a campaign,
- Kemi: My apologies, Mr. Chairman. - Madam President.
and all that Bible-y B.S.,
- Please! - ( knock on door )
Phew.
You don't have a political future, Selina.
( cheers and applause )
Stealing South Carolina is the bedrock
You know, Richard, there are few things in life
And I'm sorry about the whole vice presidency thing,
- OK. - Pernicious.
- DeVito: Madam President. - Yeah, yeah.
to a president who many feel was very underrated
We're going back to the White House!
the Selina Meyer Presidential Library
I'll give 'em five minutes, then I'll hit 'em with Bad Cop.
and you just had the motel room closest to the ice machine.
Richard: I wish. Sounds much better than the conversation we were having
You are not going to believe it.
And that means I should be president!
And there's nothing anyone can do to stop me
"Restore faith in democracy"?
Federal lands.
No candidate has secured a...
Jonah Ryan is gonna be the vice president. You got it?
we make a really good team!
I heard she never visited him.
who lets him bend you over his desk
Hey, do me a favor.
Adios, New Mexico.
Bye, Tom.
who is looking at my genitals.
the Dalai Lama,
Female Newscaster: Many now say Tom James
Enough!
( music playing )
I will be president, or I will be nothing.
her casket made the journey to her final resting place:
Is he... Ah!
So sorry your wife couldn't make the convention, Congressman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for now,
on the convention floor with Senator Tom James,
No! There is no place for Jonah Ryan in my administration.
David, I have to tell you, my daughter Catherine
Oh, no. You're gonna be fine.
Ben: ( mutters ) Oh.
Call me Ben.
"Innocent young woman." ( laughing )
not to offer her veep.