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So sorry your wife couldn't make the convention, Congressman.
who lets him bend you over his desk
that the official count cannot be trusted.
He'll clinch the nomination on tomorrow night's ballot.
Call me Ben.
- DeVito: Madam President. - Yeah, yeah.
- Please! - ( knock on door )
- OK. - Pernicious.
"Restore faith in democracy"?
And we're expecting a call from the Israeli prime minister
We never got proper answers about the Meyer Fund
and all that Bible-y B.S.,
Look, I love America,
You don't have a political future, Selina.
You are not going to believe it.
No candidate has secured a...
( music playing )
None of these delegates are bound to any candidate anymore.
on the convention floor with Senator Tom James,
I'll be vice president, just stop yelling at me!
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm a cis woman.
Ben: ( mutters ) Oh.
Stealing South Carolina is the bedrock
who is looking at my genitals.
- Kemi: My apologies, Mr. Chairman. - Madam President.
Both: Sorry, ma'am.
her casket made the journey to her final resting place:
You know, Richard, there are few things in life
I want to offer Jonah the V.P. slot.
But I...
And that means I should be president!
David, I have to tell you, my daughter Catherine
the Selina Meyer Presidential Library
the Dalai Lama,
We're going back to the White House!
And I'm sorry about the whole vice presidency thing,
Is he... Ah!
Bye, Tom.
Buddy: I don't want to go into a bathroom
and although my own daughter never learned to ride well,
Adios, New Mexico.
- You figure that out. - OK.
to a president who many feel was very underrated
and you just had the motel room closest to the ice machine.
Oh, no. You're gonna be fine.
Phew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for now,
( indistinct announcement over P.A. )
( cheers and applause )
not to offer her veep.
I'll give 'em five minutes, then I'll hit 'em with Bad Cop.
"Innocent young woman." ( laughing )
The level of incompetence
Jonah Ryan is gonna be the vice president. You got it?
Female Newscaster: Many now say Tom James
We have to make sure our delegates hold.
And there's nothing anyone can do to stop me
I will not be part of a campaign,
- Mmm? Yep. - Ka-ching.
Richard: I wish. Sounds much better than the conversation we were having
No! There is no place for Jonah Ryan in my administration.
Then it's a good thing you got impeached, they didn't have to invite you.
Enough!
we make a really good team!
I heard she never visited him.
I will be president, or I will be nothing.
Hey, do me a favor.
Federal lands.