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to take over the ranch so I can focus on my watch-making.
( takes deep breath )
Don't you see you've just been offered the second-most powerful job
right up our party's platform,
( crowd cheering )
Maybe because he has two testicles.
OK, fine! Jesus fuckin' Christ,
The president was in close contact with her husband Andrew Meyer
decent, God-fearing heterosexual men
if you guys ever want to buy or sell a piece of property
You came to the convention
Mom, you need to tell the party
You know, it's worse having to hear it from Mike.
Ben: Morning, ma'am.
The journey that we begin tonight
The President told me to pencil you in to half-past. Go fuck yourself.
Oh! I hope I can count on your support.
Ben can't have been more than 140 years old.
Impressive negotiation, ma'am,
- Let's go. - ( distant cheering )
and I proudly accept your nomination
Yeah. I couldn't have done it without ya.
- how do you take your coffee? - Decaf.
As excited as I would be
That sounds great. Fire Dan. He sucks.
whose daddy fucked with her just enough
You soulless, conniving cunt!
and I fell right off.
( whispers ) Glasses.
Ben? Where can he do the least amount of harm?
- Don't do it. - What?
- Sue, when I am President... - You won't be.
in a pool of jizz
I mean, you strike me as a smart woman.
So, what did the Palestinians do this time?
Mike: The Presidential motorcade has arrived,
I am not shaped like a rapist!
- Excuse me? - How'd she feel about tedious lesbians?
You here to see me get interviewed by Mike on CBS News?
My wife, my pregnant wife, is not answering the phone.
to let me into the Oval Office!
with that framed photo of his family's trip to Aspen
No, Ben! You're my hatchet man.
- Selina: Oh, God. - Ma'am, Governor DeVito
Selina: What is Leon doing with her?
What are you talking about?
You want coffee from across the street?
It's the only move we have left now,
- I forget her name. - No.
Ah! I got it. Little chia seed.
That is your punishment.
after the IED attack.
Oh. Madam President.
next stop, the White House,
Senator Talbot, and Governor Calhoun,
you rue more than--
You've been completely knocked out of the news cycle.
- So we'll put a pin in that. - That too.
Yes.
More like a childless aunt.
- Selina: The FBI? - up until his extremely suspicious death.
I know. Why are you telling me things that I already know?
Kent: No, no! No.