Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jonah: Montez looks good. I'd still do her.
- You're making a strong case for hell. - Tom played it perfectly.
Well, there it is, that casual Meyer attitude
And by "hell," I mean The Kennedy School.
Kent and I were up all night doing the numbers--
- Yeah. Yeah. - ♪ We didn't start the fire... ♪
You're gonna be good as new,
- What? - Just look down there.
Betcha Ben did too.
is on line three.
Ma'am... this is bad.
Well, thank you, Peppermint Patty,
unless we want to get sued by my uncle's podcast.
Our greyhounds are our kids.
Powerful words from Tom James.
- Here, OK? - That's about me waking up in a hospital bed in Kabul
That makes you the governor of Iowa!
Sorry. But I would be more than happy
If you can't figure out how to steal South Carolina,
but I knew you'd understand.
- Mnh-mnh. - No? Oh.
Nah, never mind.
I've gotta go be interviewed by Mike on CBS.
Mike: And it looks like the soldiers are having a little trouble.
We did it!
The NYPD found a van full of explosives at Kennedy Airport.
with all the floor whips.
would like a minute with the President.
My source tells me that Kemi's been kicking up some dirt on the Meyer Fund.
minus the big-titted part.
Check it out.
( music playing )
I'm goin' back to Washington, baby!
New York Times? Krugman is positively creaming his khakis.
is adopted!
Being vice president is like being declawed,
I'm probably gonna need that mic.
Works in sign language.
- Hey, ma'am. - Yeah.
so you get ahold of Governor Schnozzlestein right now,
to back me on the second ballot tonight,
EPA.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Take State.
We couldn't do that even if we wanted to.
- to reopen its investigation. - Oh, my God.
- Selina: Yeah, do it. - Ma'am. Ma'am.
Listen, Ben, you gotta go back to Texas right now, OK?
are getting a little squirrely about Chinese tank movements
They need to be protected.
Roger: All those in favor
was exactly the same way-- a whiner.
- Over here. - What did I miss?
Can I get a photo with you?
...to make the world a safer,
What?
- President or nothing? - Yeah!
Have Jonah instruct his delegates of Dr. Moreau
- Oh! - We can't have a damaged nominee.
Jonah: What are you guys doing here?
It's like a to-do list of things we're not gonna do.
You know, I just want to say,
Let's frack the crap out of it.
- It's always good to see ya. - You too. I miss you guys.
- What? - Ajai-- Ajai--
Honestly, I'm glad that what I said resonated with folks.
You'd hate the flowers.
- Yes, we do. - I don't know why we are here.
Shut the fuck up, you gum-recessed face-anus!
She is offering you vice president,
And may the hairiest man zip-tie me to a slaughterhouse drainage grate
hotel bed...
Oh, yes! ( chuckles ) Politico's reporting
You know, for the deaf American delegates.
- Oh, my God. - Are you out of your fucking mind,
- Sure. - Absolutely not. Thank you, though.
Ohh.
I have something to say to you:
- A little bit. - Yeah.
What can we offer up to the Montana delegation
(APPLAUSE)
for standing up for the trans community.