Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yup. Here we go.
Did you get a chance to review my nominating speech?
Hi, Sue.
WHO WANTS MARGARITAS?
- No offense, Marjorie. - Some offense.
that's not wearing a leather vest and a Nazi cap.
Ohhh. I gotta get out of politics.
- OK. - 'Cause with his delegates
Especially the line "There are really three Americas."
I just said I know, Roger.
- supplicating, beseeching... - Think of--
You cannot do this. I will never forgive you.
Here to rub it in, Tom?
We just got denounced by the ACLU.
He ran the other guy, wiped the floor with me.
to remove dinosaur theory from the curriculum,
I've had a dozen heart attacks, and...
Some disturbing rumblings from Justice--
( Selina chuckles ) OK.
"Philadelphia" and "Philadelphia 2"
Well, ma'am...
I want to save the Dubonnet for when I get the nomination.
Because with all of this, I need to keep my distance.
I was just this naive,
And there he is!
This is why everyone should just fly private.
Female Speaker: Hello, fellow Americans!
of pre-Mosaic child sacrifice among proto-Judean peoples.
that Selina Meyer be selected by this convention
- There you go. - Thank you very much.
I would rather cheese-grater my clit.
Please, come on. If--
uh, and it's kinda also not fair.
Ah, shit. He ain't what he used to be.
all that "door" you pushed open--
OK? 'Cause it's discontinued. I'm wearing this now.
- Ow! - Are you kidding me? You cockless cockroach!
Now listen, Mommy's got a lot of work to do right now.
- I'll whip the whips. - You know, the Chinese
and be next to a woman
( crying ) How can I do this without you?
- We've gotta call Kemi right away. - No!
Oh. So you'll probably want to cut the line
In exchange for your support,
...with purpose and repetition!
Read the room!
I'm not asking you to beg.
But yeah, come on in.
You can get an amen, and I'll throw in a hallelujah,
I don't even like to change planes here.
and cut out this melodramatic bullshit!
I'm sorry about that, folks.
That DeVito's a helluva speechwriter.
As a matter of fact, Gertrude Stein
Can you be a buddy with someone of the opposite sex?
Guys, who gives a shit where people shit?
- ( gasps ) - Crowd: Draft Tom James!
OK, then we agree.
One thing is clear after this runaway-Ferris wheel of a convention,
and it all started in Kabul.
I've just been told
♪ Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray... ♪
Ma'am, you can't let an embittered, vindictive,
former two-term President Kemi Talbot,
You don't have to worry, I'm not going anywhere.
Plus, it gave me a chance to break out my ASL skills.
whose Facebook page is all about radical Islam
I told you so!
Can't say I blame you.
Best. Best.
but after your electrifying speech just two nights ago,
The captain of the Texas delegation
Do you want six almonds?
I just hate to see smart women
Come here, you!
25 Things That No One Knows About You.
- That's not a problem for us. - It's fine.