Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Peter Griffin ♪

That's not true. Nobody calls him that.

Hey, do you have a Band-Aid?

What is Kwanzaa?

Geez, I'm really sorry, Carter.

What? That's crazy!

and I'm here because you stole my money!

Here's 5,000 bucks.

I won't stand by

Oh, for crying out loud.

on my rubber plantation,

Mm-hmm, there's that judgy-ness

I'm old and it sucks!

I'll always be your friend.

For God's sake, I can't even be left alone

You're damn right I am!

unless they are tricked into it.

And she Eat Ass

What, my kicks?

What?! So that-that money's just been Josh Hartnett-ed?!

Which I, personally, could begin watching

but why are you being so mean-spirited?

Thanks for the ride, Brian.

Well, not everybody can be as fascinating as you, Brian.

Geez, how many Snickers could they eat

Just, uh, a tiny waist, firm butt, great rack.

You thinking what I’m thinking?

'Spank me harder,' the lady says to Fifty Shades of Grey.

You thinking what I’m thinking?

What? Why would he do that?

Yes, very good, Peter.

You thinking what I’m thinking?

You want to watch that with me?

to do something bad to Africa.

You have postcards from France?!

I'll miss you, privacy.