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So, what you making, Mrs C?
'It's a nice cottage. He did burn the barn.
So?
Hello, everybody.
Maybe you could have her old Golf.
There's blood all over me.
What? Why?
and you're at the house banging the mum!
- That's Sophie's mother! - She's hot.
Ta-da!
- Cranium? - The truth game.
Oh, do you not believe in...
No, it's new. I'm wearing it in.
Please, no. Please, tell me no.
She's not out of Hollyoaks! She probably had a ration book!
Jamie doesn't shoot.
'if you live too far from proper franchised coffee outlets.'
Mm-hmm. Jamie, where's your gun?
Relax, Mark, they like you.
'Of course, she would say that.'
Oh, thanks, Dad. 'God, this old thing.'
Sometimes, I wish I had the guts to say something.
That'll teach him to put his dick where it's not wanted.
So, what are you going to do about that?
You son of a Bitch
'Should I? I mean, she's lovely, she's attractive.
That is definitely going to happen. Geldof's gonna shit.
'How the fuck did it come to this?
I don't know, maybe.
Well, I may be many things, but at least I'm not a barn-burner.
MUSIC: Happy Birthday by Altered Images
'He thinks I'm his way into the music biz. Forget it. Music's full.'
You don't really love Sophie? >
It's yours To do whatever you want with.
'She could have the Barcelona flat, I can live in the Ardennes.
I blink, you win, OK?