Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Shall I...

I know my wife.

and loads of shirts that aren't worn out.

'It's OK, it's perfectly normal, it's the country, it's what farmers do.

They were all a bunch of fakers.

It's not your fault, he gets like this.

So, I like your barn, lan.

it's, you know, love.

'This is the ultimate good impression test.

What would you do if you were trapped in a loveless marriage?

'She does irritate me, but everyone irritates me.'

I'm sorry, Sophie, that wasn't true.

Jamie's not such a bad guy. Stay.

Take it off, take it off right now.

Bottle cap. Another one for the collection.

you should be angry with. Not...

Yeah, let's get Dan.

60 million? That's more than Stalin, isn't it?

- What? No. - That's what you said.

'and all I have to do is enter a loveless husk of a marriage.'

lan, I just want to say

then this guy from security came up,

Paranoia, paranoia Everybody's coming to get me

'I say I love Haagen Dazs, and my broadband provider,

'The good-impression thermometer is reaching absolute zero.'

Happy birthday, happy birthday.

'He's like a wedding burger, and they're the buns.'

Be careful you don't...

I'm sure Jeremy's got plenty of his own techniques.

Suck mummy's finger?

Sophie bought it for me, and I decided to wear it home. How funny.

You're obviously very attractive too.

Never get older, that's all I'm saying.

No, no, because of distortion. There was probably a buzz.

'but sheep and trees. This is what happens

It's not a competition, Soph.

So, when are you going to call it off?

'Suck Mummy's finger.

That's what I'm going to tell her.

Or are you just going to bury them until they erupt as a massive stroke