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I mean, I don't think I can convince him that I wanted to climb a tree.
Well, that's cool, isn't it?
It's fine.
Let's have a shower.
- (TAPPING ON DOOR, DOG BARKS) - Oh, my God.
- I feel quite silly. - Yep.
Are you... are you maybe gonna have sex with me?
My first fight went better than expected.
Because if I have to wait till tomorrow
(GRINDR ALERT)
For me, the question here is, what's wrong with you?
- Looks good, better. - (LAUGHS)
Kids these days! Am I right?
Is... is that a good anecdote for you?
I think we should go and get tested for HIV together instead.
How do I convince him I wanted a tattoo of a scorpion?
Hey, do you want to hear something interesting?
after they smoked meth, but no, there I was doing it.
I mean, it's such a controlled environment.
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪
(LAUGHS UNCERTAINLY)
And rich and dead.
Face.
We have to talk.
I don't know where he is. I don't know where anyone is.
There isn't anywhere safer than in a plane.
but they're fine now.
I probably have nicer feet, though.
and it's just very, like...
Should I just pee on him? I mean, I've already come this far.
but I just need, like, a very quick way of letting you know
Okay. I won't talk to her, then.
I know it's not perfect, but I think it's fine.
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪
But he look like Willy Wonka, right?
- Bye. - Okay, bye. Can you please pull over?
Thank you.
- (SQUEALS) - You said I should!
♪ Ooh ♪
Why isn't he answering his phone?
and a very good BMI, like,
You're talking to
Don't you think it's a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying?
How many have you had penetrative anal sex with?
It's new but I like it.
Uh, well, I waited for him to finish smoking his meth and then we had sex,
That's ridiculous.
But you just can't make yourself love him.