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Oh, well, all right, but somebody tell me before I die of suspense.
Oh, you're kidding.
You're gonna have to buckle down and study a little harder.
I decided to get an A on this test come hell or high water,
Oh, hello, Rose.
if you put your mind to it.
I was about to call the police!
I won four tickets to the Frank Sinatra concert!
Oh.
and by the time I got through, I was the 12th caller.
Maybe not the smartest lady in the world,
12 has always been my lucky number,
Why, don't you believe me?
I don't want to miss my appointment at the beauty parlor.
It's different for kids these days, you know. They have Barbara Walters to look up to.
Why, that's terrible! Were there any witnesses?
Then when I was 16, I discovered I had a talent, too,
live, in-person, middle-aged spread and all.
I'm cleaning out my purse.
Could this wait till next week?
- For what? - Well, thanks to you,