Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One day, her butt will turn to mush, but I'll always have my degree.
Very wise decision.
I'm sorry. I really am. I'd like to help you.
You're the only student who failed my midterm exam.
That's how you tell a story.
Dean Tucker, what happened to me was really quite simple.
I haven't got a secretary, I can't get my parking validated.
Well, I've known about it for some time,
- No! - Oh, yes. I just don't know what to do.
That's fine. I'm ready, willing, and able. I'll do whatever I have to.
and I have no intention of repeating this course.
Oh, I don't know, it must have taken three months
so I pulled over and I got my change ready...
I've decided the only one who can help me is me.
But two weeks before the concert, he asked me for a divorce.
Oh, thank goodness you're... I have been worried sick!
Blanche, I'm sorry. What can we do for you?
Yeah, I'm calling about the Sinatra concert.
Professor Cooper, I've been thinking about what you said,
You should have. That's who we were with.
Obviously, I am destined to never see Frank Sinatra face to face.