Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Blanche, I'm sorry. What can we do for you?
Dean Tucker, what happened to me was really quite simple.
One day, her butt will turn to mush, but I'll always have my degree.
Well, I've known about it for some time,
- No! - Oh, yes. I just don't know what to do.
But two weeks before the concert, he asked me for a divorce.
That's how you tell a story.
That's fine. I'm ready, willing, and able. I'll do whatever I have to.
Oh, thank goodness you're... I have been worried sick!
I've decided the only one who can help me is me.
You're the only student who failed my midterm exam.
so I pulled over and I got my change ready...
Yeah, I'm calling about the Sinatra concert.
You should have. That's who we were with.
Professor Cooper, I've been thinking about what you said,
Obviously, I am destined to never see Frank Sinatra face to face.
Oh, I don't know, it must have taken three months
and I have no intention of repeating this course.
I haven't got a secretary, I can't get my parking validated.
Very wise decision.
I'm sorry. I really am. I'd like to help you.