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Oh, this ain't so different.

Why are we so damn divided, America?

Melania's out there blowing bubbles for Eric.

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Me With A Funny Hat.

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How could you not believe me?

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I did. Sure hope that's okay.

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And again, no disrespect, wonderful people over there.

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the only president to be married in the White House.

after he assaulted me?

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That show... and-and I mean no disrespect when I say this...

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So are we square?

where the sound guy put the microphone too close

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All right, turn off that cheap celebrity slam.