A New Lease on Life - Will & Grace [S01E02]

Well, Peter, Paul, and Mary, you are fabulous.

You're the ficus.

New Jersey.

Sweetie, you know I don't follow the volleyball.

Harlin, can I take a rain check? I am so tired.

Why are you so angry?

Yes, honey.

I call it "garlic jazz."

Pretty bird?

Hey, birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim.

Right on track.

- I'd just become a crutch for you. - So be my crutch.

Jack, Guapo's fine.

Do you smell toast?

You are so Markie Post in every single Lifetime movie.

I could also shove bamboo under my fingernails.

Captain's chair. Come on, Grace.

...hardwood floors, terrace, beautifully decorated

with your 90-mile-an-hour hair?

gay best friend included. Ha-ha!

Because I think you're having a stroke.

What just happened? We were having fun,

it would be good for her, but it's not good for me.

- Stalling. - Not stalling.

Come on, let's touch stomachs.