Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head.

Beth, we did it.

You mean penis in vagina?

Ooh. Thank you!

But it says here that you all know him as...

All of Camp Firewood and the higher power, however you define it,

If I was looking for a book on astrophysics, where would I find one?

And I can't... I can't do this. I'm sorry.

and then you can have the whole rest of the day to learn about planets, stars,

# Higher, higher #

don't come to the audition and waste our time.

- Coop, we have to talk. - Sure.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

These motherfuckers be like, don't make me say it twice.

And with t-minus 11 hours to the big talent show,

Listen to me, you fucked-up little cigarette-smoking piece of shit.

- My butt itches. - What are you talking about?

Or as we used it call it, charts and farts and graphs.

No, it wasn't wrong. Katie, why are you doing this?

McKinley needs to experience the ultimate.

I need you and Neil to take The Eagles out on Moose river. I made them a promise.

If there's anything I can do to make your last day more enjoyable, let me know.

Yeah, you're right. No problem, man.

SEpitembala 1, 2009

today is your day, 'cause you don't wanna go back home...

Wait, did you just say you'd dive head first into Taylor Swift? No.

There were two epidemics in 2020... Coronavirus And The Plague... The Bubonic Plague

Okay, Coop, now I'm colder than I was before when I said I was cold.

# Jane, you're playing a game called #

# Taking it higher and higher #

I don't think so, Ronald von Kleinenshtein.

I'll take that as a compliment

- It's just like klute! - Holy shit, you guys! Look, look, look.

You're making a really big mistake, buddy,

Okay. Uh, that's a.

Please, stop! No, no, no!

I've been thinking about you a lot.

Everyone! Immediately! Out of the van.

We had no place being over there.

There are literally hundreds of colored markers.

Anytime. Dinner. Literally any time.

# Of love, yeah #

SEpitembala 18, 2009

- Yeah! - What time you wanna meet?

# In the morning when I rise #

Come on, Coop! Come on!

- Then what did I say? - You said you were gonna go fondle your sweaters.

actually I went to camp Machnudin...

and I want to be with you, but...

Whatever, if you want. J.J., save me a waffle, man.

- Camp directing, I guess. Would that be... - Henry.

I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass.

- Again? - What can I say? They love it. McKinley.

Those being hamburgers. Thank you.

- All agreed? - Agreed.

Alexa, maybe you'd like to join in?

Yeah, it's like... well, forget it.

And finally, ladies and germs, is a dude...

You are a loser You are A Loser

Before we start, I'd just like to say...

The only other phone is in the infirmary! We gotta go!

I'm associate Professor Neumann.

It's always fun to go to Chad's, even for just an hour

- That's only one mix tape. - The talent show's starting right now!

I could be up for the Hopkins prize for physics.

It's Not gonna work for me

Actually, it's closer to... zero.

Fondue with cheddar.

- Thank you. - So...

Where did he go, anyway? - I don't know.

I'm sure we can convince one of the girls from bunk 10 to boink McKinley.

- There you go. - You, my friend, are a magician.

Um, what else... what else would one do if one were...

SEpitembala 8, 2009

So would you... slacks? Pants?

Four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course

I know, and it's very, very funny.

- Is there any more corn? - What?

all eight weeks without finding that special someone,

We're losing time!

Sepitembala 26, 2009

- Have you seen J.J. and Gary? Do you know where they are? - Don't know.

Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

Sepitembala 7, 2009