Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A+ for comedy, Beth

Well, like I said before, astrophysics.

I said, I hear my bud's in class.

Seriously, it wasn't the stone age.

You wipe that hotshot grin off your face or I'll shoot it off you.

# Show me the fever #

- Your brother is such a freak. - I know.

I would like to announce that Ben and I are planning to produce a musical number...

We didn't know if maybe you guys already had one. We have the receipt if you do.

And I'll tell you something. If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass.

I get it. It's very funny. Stop.

SEpitembala 15, 2009

How do I know it's real this time?

So this is the Skylab tracking device?

That? Oh, you're good. Sexy dress.

Um... if I can't find him,

If I don't make my mark soon, I could end up out of work.

I love you, baby. So good talking to you.

You mean, she's the only girl at camp you haven't done it with yet?

SHE. WANTS.TO. FUCK.ME!!!

JJ, HIT ME A HR, MAN!

a level-five charm spell on me.

So if any of you would like to play D & D today,

# Into the fire taking it higher and higher #

Sepitembala 13, 2009

BROKEN UMMM… Crayons

Beth, I may regret saying this,

Oh, FUCK MY COCK!

Right here, right here.

HAVE A GREAT WINTER. I'M GONNA GO HUMP THE FRIDGE

- Beth, we have to evacuate the rec hall immediately! - Yeah.

- You know, Debbie Debbie. - Oh, Debbie Debbie. No, she's his cousin.

- It's not gonna work for you? - No.

Beth! Jump the gun.

Oh, my God. Don't. I...

See you later, man.

No, I Have Something At 11:00 That I Can't Change Cause I Already Moved It Twice

- It was really fun. - It's always fun to get away from camp,

She wants to fuck me.

I really don't think so.

Okay. Wait here.

I was thinking that what happened between us before was a mistake.

Yeah. I could go for Susie.

Nice to meet you. I'm Henry.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Okay. Okay, what's his address?

I still totally want to be friends.

All right, let's go.

I am not jok... I am not Ruth Buzzi standing here.

- What do they say, publish or perish? - Well, perish mostly.

of McKinley and Ben.

Your parents are coming tomorrow. I don't want to get in trouble.

- What is the point? - This isn't the time or the place to discuss it.

You're in trouble.

What are you talking about?

On your face. You, uh...

Mr. Rubber Burner.

- It's not a song or anything. - It's okay. I'll have Susie put you on the list.

even for an hour.

Let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

You taste like ice cream sandwich. I don't like you anymore.

And as you may have heard, I am recently...

You better write me a letter, okay?

I'm sorry, I'm late. I thought we said 9:30.

- No, Gene, that is not what you said. - It is what I said.

So if one wanted to be hot and make a good impression, what would you wear?

- Not the enormous gust of wind, right? - Right.

It's just barbecue sauce. Come on. I wanna make out.

Hey, Katie, wait. I'm sorry about before.

Sepitembala 9, 2009

No, I have something at 11:00 that I can't change 'cause I already moved it twice.

Tell that to my dean.

You were wrong to do that!

I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying...

Yeah, whatever.

As everybody knows,

Take a break! Think about what you've done.

You put on a clean pair of pants?

But there's only one crayon, and it's brown.