Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And the bad news is... There is no bad news!

Sepitembala 22, 2009

"- Which accomplishes? - We could surmise the location of impact."

Be proud of who you are.

I know you're all getting ready for the big talent show tonight,

What are we doing?

No, dickhead. Sex.

The Hopkins! Baby, what a dream. You'll finally get your tenure.

Could you get to it now? And last, but certainly not least,

I'm the director. I would know...

I've seen more fucked-up shit happen in five minutes out there...

Hurry up! I think I can see it coming towards us!

# For you and me, girl #

Be that as it may, this next act is a guy named Bert Flugalman.

Alexis Clairaut, Jean d'Alembert and Pierre Laplace.

Gary! Bring out the taters!

I'm not hungry.

Head lice and the plague... the bubonic plague.

- She wants to french. - No, you shithead. She wants to get boned.

I want to introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend.

- Uh, hi. - Hi. I'm Beth.

- When you were ten? - Yeah, we were ten,

League of nations. That brings in the whole thing of united nations.

I'm gonna tell you something, but I swear to God, if you tell anybody...

No, I have something at 11:00 that I can't change 'cause I already moved it twice.

May their majestic and blessed love...

I'm just an associate professor.

uh, David... Ben Gurion.

# To see thee more clearly #

Lets say 9 That way we can be here by 9:30

- Sure. - You haven't taken a shower once yet this summer.

- Now you go. - Um...

- What? - What?

Andy's really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too.

- Say it again. - I love you, I love you, Gerald Cooperberg!

That way, the other campers can get to know you.

So it is … and it isn’t

This feels so good.

He was there to show me a new way.

Wow! Cool. I love pizza.

Did you eat that chicken yet?

How far away is this goddamn river?

I have been busting my balls, woman!

and excuse the Yiddish... insensitive schmucks.

Except for a few campers who are lepers.

They have some good stuff.

Give me your hand.

and it just seemed like everything was gonna work out, you know?

In fact, I just got word that if we pull this off,

Abby, bunk 8 wants to watch The China Syndrome again, so run the betamax.

closer to my heart than the one you just heard, day bidet.

I study space, stars, comets and that kind of thing.

It means that i'm less than

and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

is Susie's drama group.

What are we gonna do?

It was the ice age!

But things change, and I've fallen in love with you.

And the bad news is... There is no bad news! I was just joking!

Victor Pulak, there's a raft of campers about to go over devil's canyon rapids!

Ruth Buzzi better watch her back.

# Into the fire taking it higher and higher #

My fav... I totally know this one.

You're making a big mistake, Victor Pulak. A big mistake

Just make sure you fill it up with gas when you're done, and watch out...

I'm just afraid I'm never gonna meet anybody.

- No. yeah, at most, say, like three minutes. - Fine.

This is cool! It's really a great shirt. I love it.

Can hear me all winter long on Jewish Day School Radio 89.9 F.M...

It smells like the ribs are ready.

# I've gotta do it my way #

I love sluts. Sluts rock.

Oh, you mean a journal.

and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man.

than you'll see in your whole fucking life.

I have an idea. How about whatever you've been working on is your talent tonight?