Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're joking. Right, dude?
He gets so uncomfortable whenever we talk openly about sexual issues.
We did doggy style, pony style.
Stop picking it up!
They be like, hey, asshole, I'm going to kick your behind.
Wait! I have some bad news!
Definitely.
- I can't swim! - Cut it out, bobby. You're fine.
we gotta get that tape!
# Turn me loose #
It means that I'm...
He's my ex, ex-husband.
...because tell her that I will. In fact, no, tell her that I MIGHT. She definitely wants to fuck me, I mean why else would she be talking to you.
Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy?
Your hands are magic.
And grab him and just fuck his brains out, you know?
We used to make drawings.
- Where did he go? - He wanted to get back to camp.
Gene, I'm really sorry, you know. If I could change history, I would.
# Bring a... # Oh, God!
But I can suck my own dick. And I do it.
That's from us to bunk 7!
and introduce myself.
It’s always fun to go to Cowboys, even if it’s for an hour.
- Good-bye, Beth. - Oh, hey!
# Taking it higher and higher #
Sepitembala 27, 2009
and it will be sad to shut down WCFW for the summer.
Okay. We're getting closer. Give me another. Seven.
Let's see. Debbie Waxman?
It's cold.
- I need you to take care of that, please. - That's impossible!
it means, Melvyn...
Katie, you're hot, right?
And maybe it will be a different story like when I'm ready to get married.
FUCK YOU
I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer.
Wow!
The Irish are an inferior race, Harrison.
What? What are you doing with your hand?
I guess I have to get used to that.
It feels so good. I love you.
Apology accepted.
Aah!
# It's gonna be all right #
# To see thee more clearly #
You got a stick of gum, Victor?
# I wanna fly #
Baby, that was beautiful!
- Let's drop the robot voice, shall we? - Okay.
20-sided die.
Well, I'm just...
Nevertheless, please welcome them.
- I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters. - Come on. What?
that I have yet to pollinate, if you get my meaning.
You're making a big mistake, Victor Pulak.
As we spend our last dinner together: Be proud of who you are!
We're gonna be in our late 20's. I don't see any reason we can't be places on time.
- and you and Neil are going to take them. - What?
Man, I'd give anything for two minutes in the closet with Lindsay.
Beth! Beth! I got it!
- We lost him, goddamn it! - I've got him!
Sepitembala 4, 2009
No, you can't hear the ocean, but you can learn a great deal about our world.
- We're in the middle of some pretty interesting stuff. - I'll make you a deal.
You didn't hear? He got kicked out of camp. - Why?
Don’t Go!
This is Arty Solomon here.
- How you doing? - Good.
But I've thought about it, and my thing is this:
# I'm so in love with you, honey # That sucks!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and meaning it!
Ron... I love you,
Everybody focus up. All eyes here.
As bared witness by myself,
I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked.
and my ERROR is... there is no ERROR. I was just joking.
Four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you yesterday.
- I want you inside me. - What?
You got a stick of gum?
Abby.
- We're soul mates, right? - What? Yeah.
I love sluts. Sluts rock. It's just gotta be the right slut.
So I'm coming to you, not as your buddy,
- Did you take that shower yet? - Yeah, of course.
It was a war we couldn't win, Gene.
You may recall ten seconds ago, I asked you to join me here by the picnic table...
but, well, it's just a matter of time, I think.
And I just, I just know that if you gave me a chance,
Be strong Gail!
You wanna come sit on the bed?
Okay, I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Bye-bye.
- We gotta get that tape. - It's a subject matter I'm sure you're familiar with, McKinley.
This is The Beekeeper here on Camp Firewood radio.
Hey, Andy?
I have a boyfriend, Coop.
Is this gonna save my camp?
A.K.A. jazz shoes, dance belts, lycras, et al.