Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is that your wedding ring, Gail? - Um, no.

- Gail, listen to me. Look at me. - I am.

What is it? a new way?

# There's nothing evil #

You might say that we’re all Crew members here on spaceship earth

to build a homemade Skylab tracking device!

- I, I gotta go. go away, leave me alone. - Gene, hold on.

"You Didn't Get I'm Kidding? Unless You're Kidding."

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- Am I bothering you? - No, not at all.

I'm serious here. I am not joking around.

You've got a trapper keeper full of appointments, right?

Be strong, Gail!

bring a chain of looo… Ohhhhh Fuck!!!

Or as we used to call it, arts and farts and crafts.

I just want to spend some time with you. It's our last day at camp.

- Okay. - Okay. Good.

So, seize the day, Camp Firewood, because it's your last.

- Uh, what? - Yeah.

Gee, I was really impressed by some of the stuff you said back there.

I hereby consecrate and sanctify the union...

I'm just an... ...associate professor

- Where are you going? - I don't know.

Can I see what you're writing?

Cooking for all you nice people...

- You have a friend? - I'm kidding.

Well, I know how you guys worry that I have trouble meeting girls.

Here they are. Hey, Gary.

I love sluts. Sluts rock. It's just gotta be the right slut.

- I do have a crush. I just don't believe he's interested. - What?

Being honest makes you feel better.

- We all want him back, Sammy, but he's not coming back. - My name isn't Sammy.

Wait, hold on, Beth. I've already told them,

He snuck into the office and videotaped himself jerking off. - You're kidding!

Hey! You know what? It would be a great idea...

- Okay? Ready? - Okay!

And I came here this summer just to, you know,

You'll come back to me, Gail. I know you will.

the crayon is right there.

We brought him all the way from Kutscher's Country Club in the Catskill mountains.

We've got to find him and get him back to that river.

Do you have any idea...

# Though her daddy's makin' trouble it'll be all right #

- ZIP? - This is... 04139.

# It's gonna be all right #

Hello, Camp Firewood. Thank you for having me.

- Ron's who he is and you can't change that. - I know.

Susie is gonna score with McKinley.

- Probably went to write his mommy and daddy a letter. - What a fag!

Goddamn it, Katie! You're suffocating me!

Abby. Abby, my lover, my friend. Abby!

But you're so talented!

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# Love is all right #

You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.

Look, I don't care what you do in your private time, but don't lie about it.

- I'm sick of talking about this with you. - God!

# Love is all right tonight #

Way to go, guys!

Look at Lindsay's chicken wings.

# Taking it higher and higher #

And that was so long ago...

This isn't about you. This is about McKinley.

Beth, what's the matter?

goes nowhere without his

And then I met Ron...

Don't pick it up, stupid!

- Who are we gonna set him up with? - How about Debbie?

And I can be proud of who I am.

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Hey, aren't you gonna eat anything?

- Thank you, Henry. - Please, call me Henry.

because I'm allergic to oxymorons.

Just curious. Keep up the good work.

I have been programmed...